05/30/2026
Meet our Cat of the Week, Simone!
What's the most embarrassing thing your human has done to you?
🐱: My parents sing to me every single day.
If you could have dinner with any famous pet, who would it be and why?
🐱: The Fancy Feast cat, because she's my nemesis.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
🐱: A model so everyone can admire my beauty.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?
🐱: Telekinesis, so I could open muffin and cookie containers unnoticed.
If you could be any other animal, which would you be?
🐱: A human baby because I love being carried around and snuggled like they are.
Who is your best friend?
🐱: My Papa and Mama!
Who is your celebrity doppelgänger?
🐱: I'm named after French Feminist philosopher Simone De Beauvoir.
Do you have any quirks?
🐱: I need my parents to say goodbye and tell me where they're going before they leave the house.
What are your special talents?
🐱: Despite being small, I take really big poops and my parents have nicknamed me "Poops."
What's your favorite thing to do with your human(s)?
🐱: Snuggle, look out the window, play and shout at them to feed me.
What is your biggest fear?
🐱: Bugs! I always ask my mama to get them for me but she doesn't want to for some reason.
What's your favorite toy to play with?
🐱: My little mice and plastic bottle cap rims.
When you've been really good, what's your favorite reward?
🐱: Salami that Papa brings home from work.
