29/09/2018
PG13L
I was reading a piece titled 'What advice would you give to the 18 year old You?'
I thought it was thought provoking and had me nostalgic
See.. Being a December child is fun until you think about birthdays
This fact made sure I was 17 all year when I did my matric and only turned 18 two days after I wrote my last final exam
So I spent my awesome sweet18 outside school
I believe High school built me just as much as it broke me
I remember the guys in my class used to have, what I may call, 'pun sessions'
Where silly unkind things would be said to, or about, one another, just for the fun of it
These would happen over free periods, during breaks or at anytime we'd felt like 'chasing trouble while avoiding trouble'
Just to paint a picture for you...
My class in Grade 12 was one of kind
One our High school never had before, and perhaps might not have again for a very long time
Imagine a class where guys outnumbered girls
Out of the 23 of us, 13 were guys
But to everyone's amazement, this was a pack of (smart) guys who got along just fine
We had nicknames for everyone according to their character, manner, duty and reputation
Sometimes you'd even get one because of who, or what, you looked like
It doesn't even have to be a real person, or thing
If you were lucky, you'd have more than one
Say, for instance, being called Strawberry for mere pimples one had all over the face
Or, if you're a guy and it's apparent that you had a new girlfriend, we might call you by your girlfriend's name
My personal favourite was one we called by a name of a Deodorant for he had a reputation for not using one
The less I say about our schoolteachers the better
We learnt this when we were still in Grade 8 from our big brothers in grades ahead of us
We only took it a notch or two up
Well... Maybe five notches
But that's a story for some day
Don't get it wrong though, we respected everyone and we'd show such things as sympathy and gratitude when it's due
I guess we just knew when to 'slice our bread and butter it' and where to leave the bread alone
Most of the guys seemed not to be aware of the counter-harmonic human species called a Girlfriend
While in fact we knew, but denied, the fact that we sucked around girls
(Some still do)
This allowed us to have no boundaries whom we talked s #¡+ to
Do note that there was a faded line between what was said behind your back and what was said in front of your face
We had no known ring-leader but, of cause, some where better at this than others
Not that we proud, but it seemed we took this habit so serious that we invented it's own language, which included sarcasm, puns and sometimes even mild insults
Main reason was to keep the girls clueless of this 'movement'
Among the words that we invented was a 'Man-niser'
A what? A Man-niser
A Man-niser is basically a female counterpart of a womaniser
I'm sure everyone born before the Millennials (2000s) knows what a womaniser is
It might seem like it's not a very long time ago but back then things were slightly different to what they are now
It was still a taboo, but not unusual, for a girl-person to participate in more than one intimate relationship at the same time
I reckon that was a transitional time when things actually started to, slowly but surely, change to what is now
Especially from a Rural perspective
Our school we had Man-nisers galore but, believe it or not, we had none in my class
I suppose we owe it to our girls who were 'foolish' enough to avoid guys most of the time
And now thinking about this
I wish I was one of the girls so that I could avoid the guys
Or rather being part of 'the guys'
Many years later I look back with a smirk and maybe even laugh about it
I think about things we'd do and say and wonder if any of us would do the same almost a decade later
My answer is, more than often, a Yes whereas it should be a No
And for this I would advice the 18 year old me to stay away from the Pun Session
I'd spell it out for me and say
'ei m'rena, it's too bad that we can't give you advice on how to be taller but at least mind your tongue. You will have to know the difference between a serious situation and a fun situation and what to say and not what to say during. If you not being careful, what you say later in life might be the death of you, or somebody.'
I doubt I'd take the advice anyway
It's too bad that the guys and I haven't seen a lot of each other since high school
The busy after-school life has caught up with everybody and all
But I hope this makes their night