Fern and Fog

20/12/2025

Whipped Shaving Cream 🪒

Thick, creamy, and honestly hard to stop staring at. This whipped shave cream has great slip, holds its shape, and makes shaving feel… manageable.

It spreads easily, rinses clean, and leaves skin feeling soft instead of mad about the whole experience.
Solid. Dependable. Feels good to use.

19/12/2025

Shop soundtrack: heavy metal Christmas

Good morning Weirdos!! We are at the shop until 1 today (still got a few errands to run and orders to drop off this afternoon before the kids are released for two weeks of craziness).

We've grabbed our Zeb's Coffeehouse and are ready to see you gorgeous faces.

18/12/2025

Quick heads up!
Fern & Fog is closed today (Thursday) so I can knock out some pre-holiday tests and errands.

We’ll be back to regularly scheduled soap chaos tomorrow.

If you need something, DMs are still open and the website never sleeps.

Thanks for rolling with it 💚

15/12/2025

Listen… life is stressful. Your face knows.
So I made a gentle, unscented face cream packed with calming chamomile + calendula to help your skin chill out, hydrate, and pretend it has its life together.

It’s lightweight, soothing, and perfect for anyone who wakes up looking like they fought a ghost in their sleep.

Available in-store.
Come treat your face. It deserves nice things.

Smell good. Stay weird.

14/12/2025

Making soap to catch up on the (very fast!) sell outs.

14/12/2025

🔥 Magnesium Spray is Back (and sassier than ever) 🔥

For anyone whose muscles like to file formal complaints:
This spray is your new peace treaty.

A quick spritz, a little rub, and suddenly you’re not walking around like a medieval peasant carrying buckets of grain. Your body gets to unclench. Your mood gets to calm down. Everybody wins.

2 oz bottles are ready and waiting at the shop.
Your muscles texted — they said hurry.

Smell good. Stay weird.

14/12/2025

Weeeelllll, it's there. and it's even working. so I will take it. If there's something broken, or it's weird, just let me know. I'll see that it's thrown out. 😄

13/12/2025

I want a website. Actually, I really just want something to point people to so they can buy online. I HATE SQUARE.

It's great for in person sales. I love the inventory, I love the tracking things it does.

But I will be damn if it would just throw together a basic website. One that says, soaps and you click and get (gasp) soap! I have been fighting with this damn thing all day and I'm ready to just throw it out. ughhhhh

Now I know I am not all that tech savvy (ya'll, I'm in my 40's. we saw the invention of the internet and I hear the dial up sound in my nightmares), but there has to be an easier, cleaner, prettier way to do this.

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13/12/2025

Today's playlist: Poison.

The website is going through changes! It's almost ready...I hope. This is the part I hate.

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13/12/2025

Shop update:
I’ll be at the shop 11–3 today, working on the very unglamorous but very important task of getting the website ready to open for orders. Lots of clicking. Minimal chaos. Big payoff. I think.

If you need soap, want to sniff things, or just feel productive by proximity, stop in.

Online orders coming soon. Ish

Smell good. Stay weird.

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12/12/2025

Today’s shop soundtrack: Dropkick Murphys on repeat.
Loud music. Focused chaos.

Introducing Simmer Down — our new stovetop simmer pot,
because the house is being dramatic again.

No candles. No plugins. Just toss it on the stove (maybe put it in a pot with water first) and let it work.
Available now at the shop.

10/12/2025

I thought I would check here first. Do I know anyone or can anyone recommend, someone to do a logo for us? I have a very specific vision in my head and I'm looking for someone who can do like...punk art?