Altered Array

Name: Altered Array
Address: York, PA, US
Telephone: +17173475936
Price range: $
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🜁 Weird history. Dark lore. Questionable merchandise. 👁️ Altered Array: Lore Dealer & Rift-Touched Goods

Welcome to the wrong side of normal. Some of it is true.
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Altered Array digs through dark history, cryptid lore, strange encounters, morbid curiosities, unexplained phenomena, and the occasional spectacularly bad decision made by humanity.

🕯️ Here, the strange gets turned into something tangible—original artwork, books, coloring books, merch, stories, and other questionable goods inspired by the things that make you stop and say, “Wait… that actually happened?”

🦴 Expect cryptids, folklore, disturbing history, weird science, dark humor, horror, and whatever else crawls out of the rabbit hole. Some of it is legend. Some of it probably should have stayed buried.

🌒 Altered Array — Not a shop. A rift.

11/01/2026

Some things are easier to explain when the lights are on. Others are probably better left unexplained. 🐈‍⬛

I Thought It Was the Cat... is a short horror story available for just 99¢.

Grab your copy on Amazon and give yourself a new reason to sleep with the lights on. 👁️

10/31/2026

Happy Halloween from Altered Array! 🎃👁️

Stay safe, make questionable decisions responsibly, and remember—if something follows you home tonight, that's your problem now. 🖤

10/25/2026

Not Deer Cryptid – Moonlit Forest Horror Design

10/18/2026

The corn has gone brown. The farmhouse windows are boarded shut. And the rocking chair on the porch is still moving. 👀

Get into the autumn spirit with Cozy Horrors of the Countryside, an adult coloring book filled with abandoned farmhouses, forgotten barns, haunted wells, and places the locals know better than to visit. 🐦‍⬛

Grab your colored pencils, pour something warm, and bring a little color to the things lurking off the beaten path.

Because some fall scenery is better admired from a safe distance.

Available now on Amazon.

10/18/2026

Got a few minutes to kill 🔪

How about a 99-cent nightmare?

🙀 I Thought It Was the Cat...

A short horror story by Altered Array.

One bed. One cat. One very unfortunate misunderstanding.

Available now on Kindle for $0.99.

10/14/2026

She doesn't ask. She doesn't bargain. She takes what she wants. And sometimes, what she wants is you. 🌑

10/11/2026

💊🕵️What happens when the CIA combines L*D, prostitution, secret surveillance, and absolutely no ethical oversight?

Operation Midnight Climax.

During the Cold War, the CIA ran secret experiments in which s*x workers lured unsuspecting men into government-controlled safehouses. There, the men were secretly dosed with L*D while agents watched through one-way mirrors.

No consent. No warning. Just government-funded psychological experimentation disguised as a good time.

And yes, this actually happened.

Sometimes the most disturbing conspiracy theories are the ones that turned out to be true.

10/11/2026

Years ago, my Halloween costume was literally a piece of paper pinned to my shirt that said ERROR 404: COSTUME NOT FOUND.

Fast-forward a few years, and apparently I own a business that makes questionable things like this. 💀

Same joke. Better graphics. Still no actual costume.

Character development is a strange thing. 👁️

10/11/2026

Check out these bubbles! Fermented green cherry tomatoes from my garden 😋

10/11/2026

⚠️ ERROR 404 Costume Not Found.
The requested costume may have been moved, deleted, or never existed.
Please lower your expectations and try again next Halloween. 💀

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+17173475936

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