WoollyRhinoCrafts

02/21/2026

I returned for mere minutes only to find this place worse than I left it. Do not contact me here. I will not respond because I will not be checking this cesspool of a platform.

02/21/2026

Lmao this stupid platform has somehow gotten worse in my absence

02/21/2026

Am I back?

01/06/2025

Hey friendos,

If you didn’t notice, I haven’t been updating here. I give up on the Meta platforms and I’ll be updating my Ko-Fi instead with WIPs, new patterns, etc.

Do not message me here. My inbox is completely inundated with bots and scams and I don’t have the time or patience to sort through it to find real messages. Message me on Ko-Fi or Etsy with inquiries.

Links in the comments.

10/26/2024

🤦🏻‍♀️

10/26/2024

Let’s try this again because I guess I said some words that upset the robot. 🫠

10/25/2024

Little hos (sets of 3), some slightly bigger little hos, and new Hail Santa hoops will be up for grabs on Monday.

I still have these two Taylor Swift/Mari Lywd mashup hoops from last year too, and they are the best things I’ve ever made in my life.

10/24/2024

Let me post cute things among the toxicity that is this platform.

I got another Sweet Poppy Cat critter! Carl needed a friend. He was lonely on his little shelf. Her name is Caroline.

10/23/2024

I haven’t been super active here with posting (as you likely noticed) nor have I been scrolling because I’d rather spend my time making actual things and not making “content.”

As a result, my feed seems to have gotten completely unhinged in an attempt to desperately get me to interact with stuff when I do pop by here. It has been ZERO pages I follow (so if I’ve engaged with your posts it means I went and found you while trying to fix my feed). It’s an absolutely unreal combination of blatant ragebait, unfunny memes, gross stuff (unalived animals, I s**t you not), and things I am not at all the target audience for.

I am so done with this platform. It’s a complete dumpster fire. And not in a fun way.

10/21/2024

🌟NEW PATTERN ALERT🌟 wee woo wee woo! 🚨🚨

It's U*i Doorman from Murder Drones, and she is big. This is a 30-ish inch doll. I weighted her butt to help her sit because her head is enormous.

The thingies to get the pattern are 👇 👇 to hide from the you-know-what.

I also think pattern is probably a no-no word, but, like, I am tired.

I may also release a sort of "base" pattern/blank doll pattern or whatever, so you could make similarly shaped dolls/plushies and customize them yourself as whoever or whatever, but idk (I think it would be a fun teddy bear or other animal). People are not nearly as creative as I want them to be and the last blank doll pattern I did ended up resulting in more weird questions than I like. So uh....idk. Interest? Do you want a pattern for a doll base and then you can make it into whatever you want?

10/19/2024