WoollyRhinoCrafts

WoollyRhinoCrafts knit & crochet! fun patterns! unique, handmade gifts!
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My name is Michelle. I make things with yarn. Sometimes I make things with other things.

Sometimes I sell those things. Mostly I sell patterns so other people can make things.

02/21/2026

I returned for mere minutes only to find this place worse than I left it. Do not contact me here. I will not respond because I will not be checking this cesspool of a platform.

Lmao this stupid platform has somehow gotten worse in my absence
02/21/2026

Lmao this stupid platform has somehow gotten worse in my absence

02/21/2026

Am I back?

01/06/2025

Hey friendos,

If you didn’t notice, I haven’t been updating here. I give up on the Meta platforms and I’ll be updating my Ko-Fi instead with WIPs, new patterns, etc.

Do not message me here. My inbox is completely inundated with bots and scams and I don’t have the time or patience to sort through it to find real messages. Message me on Ko-Fi or Etsy with inquiries.

Links in the comments.

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10/26/2024

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Let’s try this again because I guess I said some words that upset the robot. 🫠
10/26/2024

Let’s try this again because I guess I said some words that upset the robot. 🫠

Little hos (sets of 3), some slightly bigger little hos, and new Hail Santa hoops will be up for grabs on Monday.I still...
10/25/2024

Little hos (sets of 3), some slightly bigger little hos, and new Hail Santa hoops will be up for grabs on Monday.

I still have these two Taylor Swift/Mari Lywd mashup hoops from last year too, and they are the best things I’ve ever made in my life.

Let me post cute things among the toxicity that is this platform.I got another Sweet Poppy Cat critter! Carl needed a fr...
10/24/2024

Let me post cute things among the toxicity that is this platform.

I got another Sweet Poppy Cat critter! Carl needed a friend. He was lonely on his little shelf. Her name is Caroline.

10/23/2024

I haven’t been super active here with posting (as you likely noticed) nor have I been scrolling because I’d rather spend my time making actual things and not making “content.”

As a result, my feed seems to have gotten completely unhinged in an attempt to desperately get me to interact with stuff when I do pop by here. It has been ZERO pages I follow (so if I’ve engaged with your posts it means I went and found you while trying to fix my feed). It’s an absolutely unreal combination of blatant ragebait, unfunny memes, gross stuff (unalived animals, I s**t you not), and things I am not at all the target audience for.

I am so done with this platform. It’s a complete dumpster fire. And not in a fun way.

🌟NEW PATTERN ALERT🌟 wee woo wee woo! 🚨🚨It's U*i Doorman from Murder Drones, and she is big. This is a 30-ish inch doll. ...
10/21/2024

🌟NEW PATTERN ALERT🌟 wee woo wee woo! 🚨🚨

It's U*i Doorman from Murder Drones, and she is big. This is a 30-ish inch doll. I weighted her butt to help her sit because her head is enormous.

The thingies to get the pattern are 👇 👇 to hide from the you-know-what.

I also think pattern is probably a no-no word, but, like, I am tired.

I may also release a sort of "base" pattern/blank doll pattern or whatever, so you could make similarly shaped dolls/plushies and customize them yourself as whoever or whatever, but idk (I think it would be a fun teddy bear or other animal). People are not nearly as creative as I want them to be and the last blank doll pattern I did ended up resulting in more weird questions than I like. So uh....idk. Interest? Do you want a pattern for a doll base and then you can make it into whatever you want?

10/19/2024

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