04/02/2026
Haha a lot of this showing up yesterday
‼️ATTENTION‼️ After years of inconsistent rowing, questionable knot/fly tying, and excessive storytelling, we are officially making the switch… our entire guide staff is now Tesla Robots.
These bots row perfectly, never hit a rock, handle the Wyoming with with ease, have a built in fish finder, never miss a net job, tie perfect knots, and can provide instruction, encouragement, and even light trash talk upon request.
Welcome to the future of guided floats!