The Standard Squeeze USA

The Standard Squeeze USA Pour and mix the perfect 1oz shot every time with our Food Grade Certified bottles. Go On... Have a Squeeze!

The Brandy Alexander is back. Equal parts cognac, brown creme de cacao and cream, dusted with fresh nutmeg. Dessert in a...
08/12/2026

The Brandy Alexander is back. Equal parts cognac, brown creme de cacao and cream, dusted with fresh nutmeg. Dessert in a coupe that still drinks like a proper cocktail.

BRANDY ALEXANDER (serves 2)
- Brandy or Cognac - 60ml (2 Squeezes)
- Brown Creme De Cacao - 60ml (2 Squeezes)
- Cream - 60ml (2 Squeezes)

Shake with ice until the tin frosts. Strain into chilled coupes. Fresh grated nutmeg over the top.

Every pour comes out of a Squeeze at 30ml. No jigger, no guesswork.

08/11/2026

Spills don't survive this bottle. The Standard Squeeze is built for camping, fishing and overlanding: fill it, squeeze, and pour a measured shot every time. No mess, no waste, no broken glass in your cooler. Grab yours at thestandardsqueeze.co.

A Boulevardier is what happens when a Negroni grows up and starts drinking whiskey.Same bitter Campari backbone, but bou...
08/05/2026

A Boulevardier is what happens when a Negroni grows up and starts drinking whiskey.

Same bitter Campari backbone, but bourbon brings vanilla and weight, so the edge lands soft instead of sharp.

Makes 2:
90ml Bourbon or Rye (3 Squeezes)
60ml Campari (2 Squeezes)
60ml Sweet Red Vermouth (2 Squeezes)
Orange peel

Stir with ice, strain over fresh ice, twist the peel over the top.

The one thing people get wrong: equal parts. Go whiskey-forward at 3:2:2 and it stops tasting like a Negroni in a hat.

Save it for the weekend.

08/04/2026

Get rid of glass. Seriously 🚫

One squeeze pours a perfect 1oz shot, and the bottle bounces instead of shattering. Lighter in the cooler, safer on the boat, easier at the tailgate.

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Black Forest cake, poured into a glass 🍒Save this one for Saturday night.What you need (makes 2):Malibu - 90ml (3 Squeez...
08/02/2026

Black Forest cake, poured into a glass 🍒

Save this one for Saturday night.

What you need (makes 2):
Malibu - 90ml (3 Squeezes)
White creme de cacao - 30ml (1 Squeeze)
Chambord - 30ml (1 Squeeze)
Good dash of cream

Shake hard over ice for a full 15 seconds, strain into two glasses, dust with nutmeg. A soft shake leaves the cream in a layer, a hard shake whips it silky.

Every measure squeezed, not guessed. One squeeze = one perfect 30ml pour.

Dessert you can drink. The Toblerone: Baileys, Kahlua and Frangelico blended with cream and a chunk of the real thing.FU...
07/27/2026

Dessert you can drink. The Toblerone: Baileys, Kahlua and Frangelico blended with cream and a chunk of the real thing.

FULL RECIPE (serves 2):
1 Squeeze Baileys (30ml)
1 Squeeze Kahlua (30ml)
1 Squeeze Frangelico (30ml)
Dash of cream
1 Toblerone triangle
Chocolate topping

Drizzle chocolate around the glass. Pulse everything in a blender with the Toblerone. Pour and top with grated Toblerone. 🍫

Pro tip: pulse, don't blend. Short bursts keep it thick.

07/21/2026

Drinks on the boat, minus the glass. The Standard Squeeze is lightweight, unbreakable and made from BPA-free, food-grade plastic approved for liquor. Squeeze to measure a perfect 1, 2 or 3 oz shot, pour into your mixer and get back to fishing. Ships fast from our US warehouse. Grab yours at thestandardsqueeze.co 🎣

07/18/2026

Cheers Craig

07/18/2026

🛻 POV: you found a way to cut weight in your truck and mix perfect drinks every time.

It's The Standard Squeeze. Compact, unbreakable and built for the outdoors.

No glass camping.
No spills.
Just perfect pours anywhere.

Spend less time cleaning up and more time relaxing outside. 🏕️

👉 Grab yours at thestandardsqueeze.co

07/17/2026

🍸 The world's best selling vodka has a wild backstory.

Smirnoff started in Moscow in 1864. Pyotr Smirnov filtered his vodka through charcoal, smooth enough for the Tsars, and by 1886 he owned two thirds of the city off the first ever newspaper booze ads.

Every bottle of No. 21 is distilled three times and filtered ten times through seven charcoal columns. Today it outsells every vodka on earth.

Make it at home: two Squeezes of vodka over ice, top with soda and a big squeeze of lime. 🍋

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