08/23/2026
Got called out of work the other day because my boy needed to be picked up from school. Apparently, he was caught bullying other kids and had been suspended. I figured I’d turn the tables on him and dress up in his mom’s clothes and a wig.
I don’t think he’ll be teasing anyone again anytime soon. I may not win Father of the Year, but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna raise a bully.