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06/02/2026

Shtuyot.org turns two years old today! It’s been such an incredibly ride so far, and we are just getting started! To celebrate two years, we have two HUGE announcements:

- Shtuyot.org now ships internationally! That’s right, we now deliver nonsense worldwide.

- For today only, use discount code 2YEARS for free shipping!

Thank you all! 🥳🌎🎉

06/01/2026

Send this to friend to wish (fish?) them a Happy Pride month! 🌈🥳

Happy Pride Month from Shtuyot.org to all who celebrate!!!

Want a custom Pride flag sticker or shirt? DM us!

05/28/2026

Shtuyot.org just launched a MAJOR overhaul- check it out now! This sleek redesign doesn’t just look great, it paves the way for a bunch of awesome things soon to come… so stay tuned! 🥳

05/21/2026

Chag Sameach!

Shavuot: celebrating receiving the Torah and definitely not talking about what else happened ... 👀

05/05/2026

Big news coming soon… 👀

03/18/2026

NEW! It is often said that the Hasidic master Rabbi Simcha Bunim would walk with two pieces of paper in his pockets- one that said “The world was created for my sake,” and one that says “I am but ashes and dust.”

Now you too can live this balanced lifestyle, without the hassle of carrying around all those pieces of paper! The first installation in the Wearable Parables series, these socks are comfy, cozy, and spiritually fantastic. Just remember when people complement you on your stylish socks to stay both humble and proud! Available in 3 sizes, buy multiple and save on shipping.

03/12/2026

NEW! Minyan making- there’s no harder way to count to ten! And trying to find a Cohen? Forget about it! Getting a minyan together is truly like herding cats Katz. Finally, there’s a hoodie that acknowledges the holy struggle of the 10 body problem. Comfy and fashionable, this is a hoodie you’ll want to wear three times every day!

Available now, only at shtuyot.org!

03/10/2026

NEW! Matzah Brawl Pickleball set!
After a long time preparing for Passover, it’s time to get out of the kitchen and play some pickleball- because what’s more Jewish than pickles? These wooden paddles feature two pieces of matzah about to duke it out, just like you are about to on the court... so come play some pickleball with an outstretched arm, and try not to crumble! Buy multiple and save on shipping!

Each set includes 2 paddles, 2 plastic balls, and a carry bag!

03/09/2026

NEW REVERSIBLE BUCKET HAT! It is often said of that the Hasidic master Rabbi Simcha Bunim would walk with two pieces of paper in his pockets- one that said “The world was created for my sake,” and one that says “I am but ashes and dust.”

It is taught that he kept the papers in his pockets because he didn’t have access to reversible bucket hats- but that doesn’t have to be the case anymore! This sleek, spiritual bucket hat can be worn on either side, balancing both phrases. Made of breathable premium fabric, this hat is perfect for any occasion and all year round!

03/09/2026

Behind the Scenes at illustrating Yiddish-Kite!