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SMILE OF THE DAY
A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence.
"Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?"
"I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant."
"You sell them here?" the customer asks.
"Only $4 apiece," says Green.
The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter.
"You didn't eat enough, " says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry.
"Hey, Green," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I can buy the whole fish for $2. You're ripping me off!"
"You see?" says Green. "You're getting smarter already!"

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12/29/2021

17 PROPHETIC DECLARATIONS TO MAKE RIGHT NOW—Before 2022

There is power in making declarations and decrees over your life that will align you with God’s Word.

“You will also declare a thing, and it will be established for you; so light will shine on your ways.” Job 22:28 NKJV

WHILE THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF UNREST GOING ON IN THE WORLD THIS YEAR, WE MUST RISE ABOVE IT SO WE CAN ENTER GOD'S REST AND PREPARE FOR THE REVIVAL THAT IS COMING.

You will find a new weapon for your warfare when you combine worship with a declaration style of music and prayer.

These 17 prophetic declarations, will help you bring radical changes in your life right now, so you can prepare for the new things God will bring in 2022 and beyond.

1. I DECLARE AND DECREE THAT THIS IS A YEAR IN WHICH GOD HAS HEARD OUR CRIES FOR MERCY AND THINGS ARE TURNING AROUND.
“I love the LORD, for He heard my voice; He heard my cry for mercy. Because He turned His ear to me, I will call on Him as long as I live.” Psalms 116:1–2 NIV

2. I SPEAK THE OPENING OF HEAVENLY GATES AND ANCIENT DOORS THAT WILL BRING US INTO DEEPER RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU, GOD.
“Lift up your heads, you gates; be lifted up, you ancient doors, that the King of glory may come in.” Psalm 24:7 NIV

3. WE DECREE A TIME OF RENEWING OUR STRENGTH AND SOARING IN YOUR PRESENCE GOD.
“… but those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.” Isaiah 40:31 NIV

4. WE DECLARE THAT THE TIMES OF SPIRITUAL HOPELESSNESS AND DISAPPOINTMENTS HAVE TO COME TO AN END. THIS IS A YEAR OF SUDDEN GOOD BREAKS.
“Unrelenting disappointment leaves you heartsick, but a sudden good break can turn life around.” Proverbs 13:12 MSG

5. MAKE US MINISTERS OF RECONCILIATION TO OFF SET INJUSTICES AND BRING HEALING TO PEOPLE EVERYWHERE WE GO.
“All this is from God, who reconciled us to himself through Christ and gave us the ministry of reconciliation.” 2 Corinthians 5:18 NIV

6. WE AGREE WITH THE NEW THINGS THAT WILL BRING SPIRITUAL REFRESHING TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN IN THE WILDERNESS.
“Forget the former things; do not dwell on the past. See, I am doing a new thing! Now it springs up; do you not perceive it? I am making a way in the wilderness and streams in the wasteland.” Isaiah 43:18–19 NIV

7. WE DECLARE A NEW DAY, AS GOD'S LIGHT SHINES ON AND THROUGH US.
“Arise, shine, for your light has come, and the glory of the LORD rises upon you.” Isaiah 60:1 NIV

8. HELP US TO BE STRETCHED IN ORDER TO RECEIVE ALL THAT YOU HAVE FOR US.
“Enlarge the place of your tent, stretch your tent curtains wide, do not hold back; lengthen your cords, strengthen your stakes.” Isaiah 54:2 NIV

9. TEACH US TO LOVE, AS YOU LOVE US, GOD.
Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.” Matthew 22:37–40 NIV

10. GIVE US WISDOM TO HELP THOSE WHO NEED THE LOVE OF GOD.
“And he will go on before the Lord, in the spirit and power of Elijah, to turn the hearts of the parents to their children and the disobedient to the wisdom of the righteous—to make ready a people prepared for the Lord.” Luke 1:17 NIV

11. GRANT US THE ABILITY TO FORGIVE AND NOT JUDGE OTHERS.
“Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven. Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over, will be poured into your lap. For with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.” Luke 6:37–38 NIV

12. WE GLADLY RECEIVE ANY PRUNING NEEDED IN OUR LIVES IN ORDER FOR US TO REMAIN IN YOU, LORD.
“I am the vine; you are the branches. If you remain in Me and I in you, you will bear much fruit; apart from Me you can do nothing. If you do not remain in Me, you are like a branch that is thrown away and withers; such branches are picked up, thrown into the fire and burned.” John 15:5–6 NIV

13. WE DECREE THAT WE WILL STEP INTO A PLACE THIS YEAR TO HAVE GREATER AUTHORITY TO SEE ANSWERS TO THE THINGS WE ASK FOR IN PRAYER.
“If you remain in Me and My words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 NIV

14. WE ARE IN AGREEMENT WITH GOD'S PROMISES TO POUR OUT HIS SPIRIT ON OUR DESCENDANTS AND DECLARE THAT WE WILL SEE THEM GROW FAST AND STRONG.
“For I will pour water on the thirsty land, and streams on the dry ground; I will pour out My Spirit on your offspring, and My blessing on your descendants. They will spring up like grass in a meadow, like poplar trees by flowing streams. Some will say, ‘I belong to the LORD; others will call themselves by the name of Jacob; still; others will call themselves by the name of Jacob; still others will write on their hand, ‘The LORD’s,’ and will take the name Israel.” Isaiah 44:3–5 NIV

15. OPEN OPPORTUNITIES FOR US TO SEE WHO NEEDS THAT DEEPER TOUCH. USE US TO BRING HEALING TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN WOUNDED AND REJECTED.
“Go out quickly into the streets and alleys of the town and bring in the poor, the crippled, the blind and the lame.” Luke 14:21b NIV

16. WE PRAY FOR NEW SOUND FROM HEAVEN TO BE RELEASED ON EARTH.
“And I heard a sound from heaven like the roar of rushing waters and like a loud peal of thunder. The sound I heard was like that of harpists playing their harps.” Revelation 14:2 NIV

17. WE DECLARE AND DECREE THAT WE WILL LIVE OUR LIVES THIS YEAR AND EVERY YEAR ABOVE ALL THE NEGATIVITY AROUND US. WE LOOK FOR DOORS OF OPPORTUNITY AND ASK FOR EYES TO SEE ALL THAT YOU ARE DOING GOD.
“After this I looked, and there before me was a door standing open in heaven. And the voice I had first heard speaking to me like a trumpet said, ‘Come up here, and I will show you what must take place after this.’” Revelation 4:1 NIV

My prayer for you is that you will find something in these declarations that will help you press in to God for more. I want to encourage you to contend for more and not settle for less.

I am agreeing in prayer for your breakthrough after breakthrough, victory after victory, in the mighty Name of Jesus Christ, this year and in 2022. This is a time like never before that WE WILL NEED TO BE PROACTIVE TO GET TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

Brothers, Sisters, take your positions. STAND YOUR GROUND. TAKE AUTHORITY, in the Power of the Holy Spirit, in the Authority of the Word, in the Mighty Name of Jesus Christ! YOU ARE A VICTOR FOR LIFE IN CHRIST JESUS!

HALLELUJAH! GLORY TO GOD FOREVER AND EVER! AMEN!
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12/08/2021

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[McDonald's loses the legal battle with chef Jamie Oliver, who proved that the food they sell is not fit to be ingested because it is highly toxic.

Chef Jamie Oliver has won a battle against the world's largest junk food chain. Oliver proving how burgers are made.
According to Oliver, the fat parts of meat are "washed" with ammoniac hydrogen and then used in the packaging of the meat "cake" to fill the burger. Before this process, according to the presenter, already this meat was not suitable for human consumption.

Oliver, a radical activist chef, who has waged a war against the food industry, says: We’re talking about meat that would be sold as dog food and after this process it’s served to humans. In addition to the quality of meat, ammonium acid is harmful to health. Oliver says this: "The process of the pink crap".
What sane human being would put a piece of meat soaked in ammonium hydrogen in the mouth of a child?

In another of his initiatives Oliver has demonstrated how chicken nuggets are made: after selecting the "best parts", the rest: fat, skin, cartilage, visuals, bones, head, legs, are subjected to a mec split smoothie canica - it's the euphemism that engineers use in food, and then that blood pink paste is deodorant, bleached, re-refreshed and repainted, dipped in flour and fried melcocha, this is left in usually partially hydrogenated oils, that is, toxins.

The food industry uses ammonium hydrogen as an anti-microbial agent, which allowed McDonald's to use meat in its burgers, which is not suitable for human consumption.

But even more disturbing is the situation that these substances based on ammonium hydrogen are considered 'lawful components in the production process' in the food industry with the blessings of health authorities worldwide. So consumers will never be able to discover what substances they put in our food.



PLEASE STOP FEEDING YOUR KIDS THIS FAKE FOOD because NOW YOU KNOW.

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