Paratus Forty-Six

05/19/2026

I volunteered to emcee a roast hole for a team golf tourney later this year for some DARC friends. Gimme your best one liner insults that play well for this setting. Here's just a tiny sample of what I've got in the can already:

"Where'd you get that mustache, a fire station?"
"Look at THIS guy. His hat bill is straighter than he is."
"He's one Punisher tattoo away from his next failed Sergeant's exam."

05/19/2026

There should be a tax and waiting period for people who use an 'x' instead of a hyphen when describing scope magnification ranges.

05/17/2026

“All courses of action are risky, so prudence is not in avoiding danger (it’s impossible), but calculating risk and acting decisively. Make mistakes of ambition and not mistakes of sloth. Develop the strength to do bold things, not the strength to suffer.”

– Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince

05/14/2026

1... week... away. CQB Lab goes live next Thursday in Perry, OK. The new class sticker drops this go around.

There are still a handful of seats open. Get in while the gettin' is good.

05/11/2026

Who do you have building custom kydex holsters? I need a right hand chestnut brown OWB for a G17/RMR/X300U. A matching canted mag pouch and handcuff pouch wouldn't be terrible.

05/05/2026

Once upon a May evening in London Town....

05/01/2026

Sentiments from an IG reel about building homemade claymores. You don't have to have contact with them for them to hate you, neither do their feelings about your job even need to be remotely true. They'll kill you anyway.

04/30/2026

Hey, ya'll remember that time? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

That time I had to give a Ted Talk because some nances cried over a Run N Gun event allowing competitors to hot reholster during stages. The world is not a sterile place. 📷

04/29/2026

Well....