ThoughtsofaSasshole

ThoughtsofaSasshole Just two sasshole friends and their snarky candles at Thoughts of a Sasshole Co., a locally owned and operated company in Tremonton, Utah.

Your mom carried you for 9 months and emotional baggage for years after that. The least you can do is buy her a candle f...
05/03/2026

Your mom carried you for 9 months and emotional baggage for years after that. The least you can do is buy her a candle from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. for Mother’s Day.

Because nothing says gratitude like a luxury candle gifted by the child who caused most of the stress.

Stop by one of these locations to get yours today!

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah


Valentine’s Day is for love, snarky candles, and pretending you’re not annoyed by each other today. Be sure to buy a can...
02/09/2026

Valentine’s Day is for love, snarky candles, and pretending you’re not annoyed by each other today. Be sure to buy a candle from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. where we have plenty of sayings perfect for your Valentine this year!

Stop by one these locations where Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. candles are exclusively sold.

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah


Just in time for Valentine’s Day 💘Introducing Snarky Scents, hanging car oil diffusers from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co.Pe...
02/08/2026

Just in time for Valentine’s Day 💘

Introducing Snarky Scents, hanging car oil diffusers from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co.

Perfect for:
• Your partner who eats drive-thru in the car
• Your best friend who’s always driving
• Yourself, because you deserve peace

Limited Valentine’s batch. Buy one before they sell out and you’re forced to raw-dog traffic air.

Stop by one of these locations to get yours.

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah


At Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. we have the perfect Galentine’s Day gift for friendships built on honesty, sarcasm and sha...
02/08/2026

At Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. we have the perfect Galentine’s Day gift for friendships built on honesty, sarcasm and shared side-eye.

Stop by one of these locations to get yours before they are sold out. If you wait, someone else’s best friend won’t.

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah



If you’re hosting Christmas this year, this is your sign to buy a candle from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co.Snarky Christmas...
12/18/2025

If you’re hosting Christmas this year, this is your sign to buy a candle from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co.

Snarky Christmas candles make your house smell festive, your table look styled and your mood slightly improved.

Shop now because December moves fast and patience does not.

Pick up yours today at these locations.

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah


If you want your Christmas party to feel cozy, intentional, and slightly unhinged in a charming way then you need a snar...
12/17/2025

If you want your Christmas party to feel cozy, intentional, and slightly unhinged in a charming way then you need a snarky Christmas candle from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co.

It’s decor.
It’s ambiance.
It’s a conversation starter that saves you from starting conversations.

Shop now before you’re panic-decorating at any one of these locations.

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah


Christmas candles from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. smell like the holidays, look like intentional decor and come with jus...
12/16/2025

Christmas candles from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. smell like the holidays, look like intentional decor and come with just enough attitude to set the tone.

Place one on the table and call it a centerpiece.
No one will question you.

Available now.
Limited quantities.
High sarcasm.

Stop by these locations to get yours or message us for more options.

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah

Some coworkers bring drama. Some bring snacks. And some bring peace, sanity and the emotional support needed to make it ...
12/07/2025

Some coworkers bring drama. Some bring snacks. And some bring peace, sanity and the emotional support needed to make it to winter break. Those coworkers get candles from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. Everyone else? Maybe a candy cane.

Grab yours early and reach out to us for big orders if your team has more than one MVP. Stop by one our locations to get yours.

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah


Some neighbors are pure Christmas magic: warm smiles, pretty lights, no chaos. Others? Well, let’s just say they won’t b...
12/07/2025

Some neighbors are pure Christmas magic: warm smiles, pretty lights, no chaos. Others? Well, let’s just say they won’t be getting a candle from you. Spoil the good ones with something festive and funny with a candle from Thoughts of a Sasshole Co.

Get yours at one our three locations before the holiday rush or contact us if you need extra for the true Christmas miracles on your block.

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah


Fall isn’t done. Stop rushing. Savor the last few weeks with a Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. candle fall where your home ca...
11/20/2025

Fall isn’t done. Stop rushing. Savor the last few weeks with a Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. candle fall where your home can smell like cinnamon instead of peppermint-induced panic.

Check out these locations where Thoughts of a Sasshole Co. candles are sold:

Simply Sage
27 E. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

Mountain Valley Printing
425 W. Main Street
Tremonton, Utah

JC's Diner
10260 N. 5200 W.
Elwood, Utah


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425 West Main Street
Tremonton, UT
84337

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