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it is my positive contribution to the world to make people laugh while stuck in traffic. although, some people get upset...
06/06/2026

it is my positive contribution to the world to make people laugh while stuck in traffic. although, some people get upset or shake their head at me :( why would these upset anyone!!!

06/04/2026

people judge me for eating speeding tickets but i’m sorry i have literally never heard from them again after doing that?

like the cop hands me a little receipt for being good at driving, i eat it, and then what? nothing. silence. case closed. america keeps moving.

everyone’s like “that’s not how it works” ok well explain why i’m still out here. explain why i’ve saved $12,649. explain why no one has stopped me except the same guy who gave me the snack in the first place.

seems like i found a loophole and everyone’s just mad they’re still paying the paper bill instead of simply defeating the paper.

06/04/2026

I don’t know exactly what B**M stands for, but I know enough to know it’s SEXUAL and I know enough to know Biden is behind it. Probably “Biden’s Dirty Seatbelt Mandate” or “Big Democrat S*x Machine.” Either way, I’m not letting the government strap me into my own truck like some sexy guy I saw in a vid once.

Back in MY day, if you got launched through the windshield, that was between you, God, and the nearest Arby’s parking lot.

This week’s drop is for people who treat traffic laws and hormones with the same level of respect.Featuring:I Eat Speedi...
06/04/2026

This week’s drop is for people who treat traffic laws and hormones with the same level of respect.

Featuring:
I Eat Speeding Tickets
Outta My Way I Am On My Menstrual Cycle

Available now as vinyl stickers, standard magnets, and XL magnets.

Buy 2, get 1 free automatically.
Go make your car harder to explain.

05/25/2026

ok listen i aint scared to admit it when i was younger i thought i might be gay for awhile becuz i cared too much about “hygene” and ppl online had me CONVINCED. but turns out im actually straighter then basically anyone alive. like unbeleivably straight. the STRAIGHTEST. i dont even wipe my ass anymore becuase think about it for 2 seconds… thats a MAN ass 🤨 yall really reaching back there touching all over a fellas behind every day and im supposed to beleive IM the weird one?? no thanks bud. Putting soap between the cheeks?? sounds pretty fruity if im being honset. if water didnt naturally get there in the shower then the lord intended for it to stay.

also lowkey if you like girls thats kinda gay too when u think about it. girls like makeup, shopping, pillows, candles, talking about feelings, and little drinks with fruit in them. so if ur into girls ur literaly into GIRL STUFF. couldnt be me brother. me and the boys sit in silence in lawn chairs talking about truck batteries and watching history channel documentaries about excavators. thats called being a REAL american male. many people are saying this.

05/25/2026

FIH on my Honda Fih

05/25/2026

I hate lazy AI overuse. But I have noticed people will happily engage with pages that are clearly 100% AI-generated content and no one is calling it out. People will happily like, share, and comment on AI-generated content all day if it’s funny, pretty, weird, emotional, or entertaining…

But when a business is suspected of using it for a flyer, ad, product mockup, or background image, suddenly people are mad again.

I get the criticism. AI overuse is annoying. Lazy AI slop is everywhere.

But I do think we’re way less mad about AI than we are about noticing AI???

Where is the line with people? Just curious and noticing things.

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05/19/2026

and I left my number on his windshield too 🤪.

05/18/2026

Wiping is gay af. Use a bidet and move on

05/14/2026

n Georgia, a QTS data center burned through 30 million gallons of water through unapproved hookups before residents started complaining about low water pressure. In Maryland, people are now being warned they could end up paying hundreds more on their electric bills because the grid needs upgrades to handle data center demand.

I personally like to go in there and make myself a delicious plate of spaghetti. That cooper is worth something!

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