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Shadey BROAD, 386 Lindelof Avenue, Stoughton, MA (2026)

07/24/2022

Mitch loves a bedtime story...or prefers to have my undivided attention.

05/09/2021

Meet Bobby Buclay. He's a momma's boy...the worst kind. He's the kid that got caught red-handed but his momma always said..."not my Bobby". Bobby is a t**t. He's a bully. Bobby's a big boy who thinks fat is muscle. He has an overly oiled pompadour, it's slick...but in the wrong way. He still lives at home with his momma, works 2nd shift at the processing plant(they make dog food, crappy dog food at that), and holds court at the local bar telling anyone who can't walk away that....wait for it...he's been abducted by aliens. Bobby loves aliens and, apparently, they love him. According to Bobby the aliens are so impressed with his superior form that they are coming back for him just as soon as his momma passes away...cuz she needs him...riiiight. Bobby's momma still cleans his room, cooks his meals, and packs his lunch...Mrs. Buclay is 82.
So if you know we're not alone, love to tell tales, and have way more confidence than you deserve then Bobby Buclay is your boy. Take him home for $50!

05/08/2021

Meet Claudea. The best son her daddy never got. And bless her Momma for having enough wits to slap that A on the end of her name...not that it's made a bit of difference as everyone calls her Claude anyway. Claude runs her Daddy's lumber business and every man that works for her respects her...although she'd be happier if one of them would bed her. Deep down Claude just wants to be a Disney princess. She's a ginger haired beauty who spends her days in flannel and work boots. She wields a chainsaw like some girls wield a mascara wand and she holds the company record for tree climbing. Claude has fantasies of giggling with girlfriends, braiding each others hair, and planning their weddings. Instead she spends most nights down at the pub as "one of the guys" or curled up in her Momma's rocking chair with a good book. Claude is the apple of her Daddy's eye and, unfortunately, a real chip off the old block.
So if you dream of sugar and spice and everything nice, applying liquid eyeliner on the first try, and rocking a pair of 5 inch heels like your strutting down a catwalk but find yourself living more like Rosie the Riveter...then Claudea is your girl! Take her home for $70

04/20/2021

Thank you Shelburne Falls Coffee Roasters for allowing me to be a little part of the very cool vibe you have going.

03/13/2021

I loved creating this shade! Thank you Shelburne House Bed and Breakfast for the opportunity and also for an amazing weekend getaway! We are looking forward to returning.

03/12/2021

Meet Daphne. She is the star of the strip tease. The center of attention. The life of the party. Everyone's favorite guilty pleasure. Daphne is a celebrated drag queen. She has mastered the art of working a mermaid tail. She is stunning, wild, and fabulous. By day Daphne is Andrew and he is practically invisible. A faceless data entry employee in a sea of mostly identical cubicles. Andrew is quiet, shy, and lonely. He lives for Daphne. The smell of perfume, the glide of lipstick, the weight of an amazing wig, the sound the zipper makes as she steps into her tail, the shimmer of glitter, and the sound of thunderous applause as she takes the stage. Daphne is a star! She has fans. She is adored. Daphne dreams of living as only Daphne...being truly who she is...shining!
So if you've ever felt like you're trapped in the wrong life, wanted to scream for attention, prayed for the perfect shade of pink, dreamed of being a mermaid, or jumped at being in the spotlight...then Daphne is your girl!!! She'll make any room sparkle for $65.

02/15/2021

Meet Monica. She had her first plastic surgery at 12(nose job), she attended an all girls boarding school, she has no real friends. Monica's daddy is loaded(she's 26 and still calls him daddy) and she is his princess. Monica is shallow and not smart...not even a little. She says OMG, not Oh My God, literally the letters and her voice is nasally(probably from the nose jobs) and thick with a New York accent. It's obnoxious. Monica totally supports PETA, the only furs she owns were gifts...so it's ok, not like she bought them. She's an influencer...whatever that means. She does lunch with other princesses. They don't laugh, they cackle. It is dangerous for them to be together...the combined scents of their perfumes becomes a toxic cloud. Monica is oblivious to the feelings of disdain and loathing she creates in other people...even if she wasn't it wouldn't matter because those people are probably just poor.
So if you want to feel glamorous, go through life without an actual clue, own a pocketbook puppy, or marry him for money then Monica is your girl!!! She comes with her adorable lamp and will sit pretty on your nightstand or vanity for $30. SOLD

02/09/2021

Meet Cameron. He's a surfer boy who grew up on a small island in New England. Cameron lived "on the wrong side of the tracks" with a single mom who loved him but loved other things a little bit more...although that's what Cameron talks to his therapist about so I'll spare you the dark details. Fortunately he had Mrs. Grady for a neighbor and she had three dogs. Cameron loves animals and Mrs. Grady needed help taking care of hers. So that partnership gave Cameron a surrogate grandma, a deep love for those pink Canadian mints, and his purpose. Now, 20 years later, Cameron's Canine Concierge is a business empire...Mrs. Grady helped with the name. Cameron is a happily married father of four. He loves the ocean, always has, and takes walks on the beach every chance he gets. He has quite the seaglass collection and he finally has his own dogs, Bucky and Beulah (she's named after Mrs. Grady), a lovely pair of rescued mutts.
So if you love the smell of low tide, are a proud fur baby parent, miss the days of Bob Barker and Bob Ross, will spend hours hunting for that elusive piece of blue seaglass, and aren't fazed by that wet dog smell then Cameron is your man! Take Cameron and his lamp home for $50!!!

02/05/2021

Meet Natalie. Natalie is a Tom Petty song wrapped in Gwen Stefani's wardrobe...No Doubt Gwen though. She's a little bit country and alot rock and roll. She lives in NYC in a 5th floor walk-up...all the way up. Natalie, or Nat as she prefers, is a horticulturist. This is completely by accident. Nat decided to build a greenhouse on her roof, and violà, who knew that her ability to grow plants is epic on an almost magical level...if you believed in that sort of thing. So she has a little, but very successful, shop where she sells her amazing plants, flowers, and herbal teas. In her spare time Nat paints, decently, and reads. She loves Sci-fi, Fantasy, and Post Apocalyptic books...Nat is also a bit of a prepper...I mean you never know right?
So if you want that green thumb, if you want to ooze cool out of every pore in your body, if you want to be prepared for anything then take Nat home. She's all yours for $90.

02/05/2021

Meet Natalie. Natalie is a Tom Petty song wrapped in Gwen Stefani's wardrobe...No Doubt Gwen though. She's a little bit country and alot rock and roll. She lives in NYC in a 5th floor walk-up...all the way up. Natalie, or Nat as she prefers, is a horticulturist. This is completely by accident. Nat decided to build a greenhouse on her roof, and violà, who knew that her ability to grow plants is epic on an almost magical level...if you believed in that sort of thing. So she has a little, but very successful, shop where she sells her amazing plants, flowers, and herbal teas. In her spare time Nat paints, decently, and reads. She loves Sci-fi, Fantasy, and Post Apocalyptic books...Nat is also a bit of a prepper...I mean you never know right?
So if you want that green thumb, if you want to ooze cool out of every pore in your body, if you want to be prepared for anything then take Nat home. She's all yours for $90.

01/25/2021

Meet Karen. Yup....Karen. We are all having a rough year...but Karen's year is worse. She used to be fun, bubbly, pleasingly plump, with a laugh like champagne bubbles Karen, but then 2020 Karen showed up, like Godzilla in Tokyo, and crushed her world under a perfect pedicure encased in a size 8 Sketcher. Our Karen wears Birkenstocks and comfy linen pants. Her hair is long, wild, frizzy, and brown with a heavy smattering of silver. She keeps bees and sells organic honey. She only drinks tea and has never stepped foot in a Starbucks...for real. Our Karen is married to her high-school sweetheart. They are foster parents. She smells like blueberry muffins. Think Melissa McCarthy minus the acerbic wit. Our Karen sings in her church choir and knits caps and mittens for newborns. She is everything that comes to mind when you think of joy. Our Karen never needs to speak with a manager.
So if you want a life that's a little sweeter, if you want every day to smell like honeysuckle, if you want to make a perfect apple pie from scratch EVERY TIME, then take Karen home! Floor lamp and shade just $110 SOLD

01/22/2021

HELP A GAL OUT!!! I can't decide on the bottom trim. Just comment "A" for the burlap or "B" for the white...if you'd be so kind.

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