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10/12/2024

Hey Staunton. Christina and I collected $600 in donations in our tip jar at Staunton Farmers' Market for our neighbors in the Asheville area and our neighbors in southwest Virginia.

We've got loved ones in both places. All present, accounted for still thankfully housed and OK.

Love thy neighbor.....and we're all neighbors.

Thank you.

10/11/2024

Christina and a Wulfman Massanutten Resort Base Camp . 7 to10 tonight. Come party with us.

Or catch Parsley + Skank! In Staunton at Ciders from Mars.

Don't stay home. The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! GET OUT!

Has it been a year? Yes it has. The man who first popularized and promoted the deep, sacred importance of the combinatio...
08/18/2024

Has it been a year? Yes it has. The man who first popularized and promoted the deep, sacred importance of the combination of Lime Juice, Triple Sec and Tequila as holy sacrament left the building one year ago Sept 1st.

As fate would have it, this one year anniversary falls smack dab (scientific measurement, look it up) in the middle of Labor Day Weekend. Two Sundays from today. Nothing has done more to increase human consumption of that frozen concoction that helps us hang on than the current economic system that demands of us our honest Labor to earn our daily bread.

Coinincidence? We, the Geezeburgers in Paradise think not.

Nor does Chris Ornelas of Plaza Antigua in beautiful WAYNESBORO VIRGINIA! Chris Ornelas who thus spoke, "Therefore put thee together a band of epic proportions. Build it with joyous Coral Reefitude. With Harmonica of Buffet Proportions. With fierce drumming and thundering bass that all in the valley and the hills beyond may know the wisdom of this great man. With joyous keys and jubilant guitar. Let there be horns, and voices well lubricated in the nectar of the holy city of Margaritaville, singing the virtues of this life to the heavens and beyond!"

To which I responded, "OK."

And so was gathered The Geezeburgers in Paradise. Paul not by the hair of my finny fin fin Kline. Shelton rumble thee forth to the land of the Cheeseburger Sprouse. Dale it's Five O'clock right here, right now Roller, And Kevin a Pirate looks at whatever the hell he wants to and claims it as His own Chisnel. Along with yours truly we are THE GEEZEBURGERS IN PARADISE.

September 1st. Plaza Antigua. 7 to 10.

WE WILL. WE WILL BUFF YOU!

Many special guests!!!!!

Seeya there. And come prepared to pour yourself in a cab.



James William Buffett (December 25, 1946 – September 1, 2023) was an American singer-songwriter.[10] He was known for his tropical rock sound and persona,[2] which often portrayed a lifestyle described as "island escapism"[11] and promoted enjoying life and following passions.[12] Buffett recorde...

07/01/2024

Christina Wulf and Danny Dolinger at Massanutten Base Camp Saturday 8 to 11

06/27/2024

Tonimarie Morris Band this Saturday at 3rd Generations Grill in WAYNESBURGHY! 7-10. I love this venue and I'm proud of this band. See you there.

06/16/2024

Today's Clocktower gig is cancelled. We'll be back soon.

06/13/2024

Great rehearsal with Crystal Armentrout tonight. Really excited to be playing at Brewing Tree Beer Company this Friday 5 to 8. Come party with us!

04/20/2024

Christina and me. The Clocktower.
Sunday.
11-2

04/16/2024

Christina and a Wulfman.....(me).
The Clocktower
Sunday April 21st
11am-2pm

03/29/2024

The Fabulous Tonimarie Morris from 6 to 9.
Friday March 29! Plaza Antigua! WAYNSEBURGHY VIRGINIA!

I'll be handling guitar chores and I could not be more pleased.

Y'all come!

03/16/2024

Christina and me. At the The Clocktower. 11-2 Sunday. Saint Patrick's day. The year of our Lord 2024. Snakes may not or may not be welcome at the venue. We suggest you call ahead. We are not in favor of driving snakes out of anywhere. Maybe to the liquor store. If they want to go. Because it is St. Patrick's day.

Party on, Garth.

03/12/2024

Hey Pooh, what time is it?

Why it's nearly springtime, Piglet! Ah yes, spring. When a heart turns lightly to thoughts of

Christina and a Wulfman!

Why yes, oh my darling Clemenswine! Christina Wulf and Danny Dolinger will be up to their usual hijinks at The Clocktower this Sunday. 11 til 2.

But Pooh!!!! This Sunday is St. Patrick's Day!!!

Why yes, Piglet. Yes it is.

But St. Patricks Day! That means we can start drinking early!

Yes. Like, now.

Woohoo! I love you Pooh!

I love you too, Mr. Pigglewiggles.

Don't get left behind! Get your green on! Get Your brunch on!

Christina and Danny. At the Clocktower. Sunday March 17th 11-2.

See ya there.

(If you are going to join Pooh and Piglet in a week of anticipatory, celebrational drinking, Christina and Danny ask that you do so responsibly.)

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