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06/23/2026

"The Mom Tax"

Mom: "I just bought groceries."

Family: eats everything in 36 hours

If your refrigerator is working overtime this summer, we understand. 😅

06/22/2026

"The Appliance Horoscope"

♈ Aries: Your dryer is making a noise you've chosen to ignore.

♉ Ta**us: Your refrigerator has been running perfectly since 1998 and you're proud of it.

♊ Gemini: Half your ice maker works. Half doesn't.

♋ Cancer: You have a "junk drawer" full of appliance manuals.

♌ Leo: You bought the fancy appliance package and remind everyone about it.

What's your sign and is it accurate? 😂

06/19/2026

🎶 It was a Saturday night...

The kids were muddy.
The towels were wet.
The laundry pile was touching the ceiling.
And that's when the washer said...

"Not tonight." 🤠

If your washer is threatening retirement before football season starts, come see us.

We'll help you get back to enjoying Saturday nights instead of staring at a pile of dirty clothes.

😂

06/18/2026

🏈📣 P*e Wee Football & Cheer Parents... It's Almost Time. 📣🏈

You can feel it coming.

The smell of fresh-cut grass.
The sound of whistles.
The folding chairs that somehow get heavier every year.
The weekly search for missing cleats.

Soon your Saturdays will consist of:

☀️ Wake up before sunrise
🥤 Spend $27 on concession stand snacks
📣 Yell "GOOD JOB!" 347 times
🚗 Drive home with a car full of sweaty uniforms
And somehow... do 14 loads of laundry before Monday.

If your washer is already nervous about football and cheer season, it might be time for an upgrade. 😆

Stop by and see us before the first practice starts. We'll help you find appliances tough enough for grass stains, Gatorade spills, and whatever mysterious substance ends up on cheer uniforms.

Good luck to all our local athletes and cheerleaders this season! ❤️🏈📣

*eWeeFootball

06/18/2026

🍕 Be honest...

Your leftovers have been in the fridge for:

🔘 1-2 days (totally safe)
🔘 3-5 days (still living dangerously)
🔘 Long enough to develop a personality
🔘 I'd rather not answer

Vote now. Your refrigerator is watching. 👀😂

06/17/2026

Testing testing. Can you SEE me….

06/17/2026

We will be closed this Saturday in honor of Juneteenth! Open til 5pm Friday!

06/17/2026

👋 New to town?

A lot of people call asking for the owner and then get confused when we say:

"Sure, I'll get Marty for you."

A few moments later...

"Wait... that's Marty?"

Yep. That's Marty. 😄

She knows appliances better than most people know their own family members, and she's ready to help you find exactly what you need.

Stop by and say hello to the most knowledgeable Marty in town!

06/17/2026

‼️NOW THRU FRIDAY JUNETEENTH FLASH SALE‼️
Take an ADDITIONAL 100 OFF select laundry sets in stock😱 shown below ⬇️
Must come in store and mention this post to get the exclusive deal! 🤑

06/17/2026