Reece the Meece

Reece the Meece Recently "hired" as a customer service rep with Bunkin, Ltd. (Actually, I was living in the shop whe

Reece is a character from "the World's Only comic strip to regularly appear on glass," The Window by Bids. Technically, he's a "Meece" (a nod to a cartoon character's pronunciation problems from Tom and Jerry).

Saw this meme today... And here's my response: What the f*** is wrong with Americans who think government-controlled hea...
03/12/2018

Saw this meme today... And here's my response:
What the f*** is wrong with Americans who think government-controlled healthcare is “free”??? I’m American and I am pi**ed that the government takes so much of my money for entitlement programs already, basically at gunpoint I might add, that adding healthcare to it would completely break the back of the “middle class”. Maybe if the government would stop robbing me of my money (before I even have it in my hands, mind you) I would have plenty of extra money to contribute to a GoFundMe for that little boy in Oregon or the kindly old man in Maine. But no, I have to pay into a federal retirement fund that the politicians can steal from, an already corrupt “health” system for the poor and elderly, income taxes, gas taxes, property taxes, state sales taxes, license fees, corporate taxes that are passed along to me so the overlords can keep their profits and bonuses healthy, tolls… hell, who has the time to list them all… Moving on… I’m a very good person and I would love to take care of my fellow humans (and non-humans, really), but my government already takes so much of my money, I barely have enough to keep myself and my family in a state of “decent” quality of life. No, it’s certainly a much, much better idea to have a bureaucracy hire a few thousand people to collect that money, a few thousand more to count that money, a few hundred or so more to act like they need to decide who that money goes to, maybe build some facilities to house all of these people, wait, they’ll need satellite offices, so multiply those costs… Oh, and then some security to keep all that mone-… er, people, yeah, that’s it, people, safe; that can’t cost much, can it? And of course, it would only make sense for the government to build their own hospitals since they’re the ones paying for everything now, right? I’m sure they’ll take competitive bids for those facilities, get ‘em built on-time, underbudget, and without any corruption whatsoever. Yeah, yeah, that happens every day! The government is awesome at everything, literally, everything they do. ;p. No, no, that’s a perfectly good idea to waste an infinite amount of resources so that you can sleep better at night knowing you didn’t have to actually do any work to “help” some people; the government went to everyone’s houses, took their money at virtual gunpoint and under direct threat of imprisonment, and did it for you. Good for you! You’re now a good person! There’s no way with all this technology, lightning fast connections, instant communication, cloud-based information, and nearly instantaneous currency transfers we could ever, ever hope to “out-efficient” the all-powerful, benevolent government. I mean, it worked in Vermon-… Errr… California says they can do it by only doubling their entire budge-… uhmmm… Well, certainly all those Europeans don’t mind paying out the w***o for healthcare. So yes, it’s a much, much better idea to have the government rob us all to pay out pennies on the dollar to whomever they deem “worthy”. Better that than letting us decide with the click of a mouse who our entire dollar goes to with no red tape, no greedy bureaucrats skimming off the top, no politicians with their hands out and a vote to buy, and no special interests that need their pockets lined… Like that’s even possible! GoFundMe, Fundly, crowdsourcing: all made-up words and fake websites… Of course, no, let’s be human beings in the most inefficient and immoral way possible.

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RANT: Initially, this piqued my interest during the big game. Fortunately, I wasn’t the only one it bothered, but a few ...
02/13/2018

RANT: Initially, this piqued my interest during the big game. Fortunately, I wasn’t the only one it bothered, but a few of us wondered aloud how much Mr. Damon was paid for such a commercial let alone how much money they were asking for. So, quickly, we did some rough math.
Mr. Damon says “if only 1% of [us] watching this bought a chalice…” they could bring water to 1 million people around the world. Well, after our initial rough math I was more than ready to go on a rant. But then, I did some research and now I’m calling it flat out: “LIAR(S)!!!!”
First, the math: Average viewership for the Super Bowl is roughly 115 million people. One percent of that is 1.15 million. Thus, if 1.15 million people bought a chalice, they (Stella Artois, I’m assuming) would cough up the funds to provide water to 1 million people. My initial rant was going to be at the simple gall of a huge corporation (Stella Artois is ultimately owned by Anheuser-Busch InBev SA/NV, the world’s largest brewer) and a huge Hollywood movie star asking us to cough up money for a cause. Seriously??? Matt Damon only made $55 million in 2016. InBev came in with profit of $4.85 BILLION in 2016. And these guys are asking us for money??????? Yeah, yeah, yeah… I get “awareness” and all that, but isn’t there a difference between simply saying something as opposed to actually doing something? I mean what happened to “put your money where your mouth is”? Or, is it a bigger ego trip to go on TV and make it really look like you care and making it sound like we should care just as much? You’re sitting on $55 million from just last year and you’re asking us regular folk to cough up a few bucks for a glass? Do you really care, or are you just pushing your message/image/agenda? Hhmmm…
That was enough for a rant, but then I dug a little further… LIARS!!!
If you watch the commercial again (it’s still out there on many video services) and pause it when the fine print is viewable, you can plainly see that seemingly simple numbers Mr. Damon was proffering were not going to be possible. In the fine print, it says that Stella Artois was going to contribute $3.13 per chalice, UP TO 300,000 CHALICES!!!! Again, do the math: $3.13 x 300,000 is $939,000. The fine print even says that $3.13 provides one person clean water for 5 years. So, AT MOST, Mr. Damon and his “benevolent” corporate sponsor are going to provide water for only 300,000 people, NOT the million he’s talking about in the commercial. … Can’t you see why I had to rant?
So, screw you Mr. Damon. And screw you Stella Artois. I sincerely hope water.org does well in its mission, but as far as companies and celebrities telling me what I should care about and how to support them, you can stick it where the sun don’t shine. You could have saved us 30 seconds and given someone else with a more entertaining commercial a chance to give us a laugh. Instead, you could have simply donated a measly 1.8% of your earnings last year straight to the charity and skipped the preaching. InBev could have emptied out half a day’s petty cash allocation and probably provided a lot more water. But NnnnOOOOO… They felt their money was better spent hocking their products during the most expensive commercial airtime of the year and telling us it’s our job to care while they continue to rake in all the money. If you care, use your own damn money! It’ll go a lot farther than that $3.13 we’ll contribute for a piece of glassware. Don’t use the TV like your own damn facebook wall “Feels for those who can’t get enough water ”. And don’t feed us this corporate goodwill crap when you put a cap on the amount you’re going to kick in, which, by the way, WHEN ROUNDED UP equals 0.00% of InBev’s profit last year! … Screw you both. Support the cause, but really, screw you both.
(For the FINE PRINT: Pause the video at 0:23.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwYwqbcsbxo

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