Walmart - Sneed County

01/01/2025

12/31/2024

Guess who we found napping in the display crib? That’s right, Charleen—breaking records and rules in the same shift. 🛏️ If she’s not arguing with customers about expired coupons or checking receipts, she’s clocking out for an impromptu nap session.

Management says they’re ‘keeping an eye on her,’ but at this point, we’re just waiting to see what she’ll do next. Keep it up, Charleen, you’re the gift that keeps on giving. 🎁

12/31/2024

Shoutout to this guy who turned our restroom into a scene straight out of a monkey exhibit. No pants, no boundaries, and plenty of… ‘creative expression.’ 💩🐒

Huge respect to our janitorial staff for braving this disaster zone armed with nothing but a mop, a prayer, and a bottle of industrial-strength bleach. Y’all are the real MVPs. 🙏 If you see this guy swinging through the aisles, remind him we sell toilet paper in aisle 7.

12/27/2024

Shoutout to Sheriffs John and Jerome of the Sneed County Sheriff Department for keeping the store safe and making sure single mothers don’t try to sneak any hot dogs into their carts. They’ve already confiscated 3 questionable hot dogs and arrested 2 black people for loitering in the snack aisle. If you’re going to shoplift, at least make it a decent snack.