Archie McPhee

12/05/2025

New item! Howling Wolves Playset! Includes a tiny glow-in-the-dark moon you can hang from a string... for howling purposes. This, and all our other itty bitty products, are 20% off this weekend on our website. Awwwoooo!

The Howling Wolves Playset comes with four wolves and one moon for them to howl at. Whether you’re a lone wolf and or a steadfast leader of the pack, it’s like your inner-world came to life. Each soft vinyl wolf is between 1-1/8" to 1-1/4" tall, and the glow-in-the-dark moon is 5/8" in diameter....

11/30/2025

New item! Axolotl Back Scratcher! Scratch your itches with axolotl fronds.

The fronds on an axolotl’s head aren’t just stylish, they’re also practical. Those feathery branches are actually gills to help them breathe, but the Axolotl Back Scratcher uses them for an entirely different medicinal purpose. Just grasp the comfortable handle, extend the 8" tall telescopic r...

11/29/2025

Get 20% off all our candy this weekend using coupon code CANDY2025! This includes Salmon Candy Canes and Pickle Canes! Coupon good online only!

It’s obvious that Archie McPhee is based in Washington state when we think it’s a good idea to make candy canes that taste like salmon. Getting people to try these Salmon Candy Canes is like swimming upstream—difficult, but totally worth it. A set of six candy canes, 5-1/4" tall with pink and ...

11/19/2025

There's a 20% off sale on all our finger puppet sets this week! It's online only (sorry Seattle store shoppers). No coupon needed. Prices good until 11/23/25 at midnight PST.

11/14/2025

Merry Christmas Frogs are dressed for the holidays, but the spirit might not be quite there. Available at Archie McPhee!

These frogs love Christmas! Christmas Frogs are the decoration you didn’t know you needed, but now you’ll need to make your holiday complete. They resemble our own family during the holidays after a few glasses of fortified eggnog. This is a soft vinyl set of four, 1-1/2" (3.8 cm) to 2-1/8" (7.3...

09/11/2025

New item! Camping Frogs! An irresistable set of frogs dressed for camping that comes with its own campfire!

Out in the forest, no one expects you to smile, which means the Camping Frogs feel right at home. This box contains a group of frogs who love the great outdoors! We think, but it’s hard to tell from their expressions. Sure, frogs live outside already, but this soft vinyl set of four, 1-3/8" to 1-7...

07/12/2025

What if instead of a rubber duck, you had a bath axolotl?

While rubber duckies maintain their popularity, we’d like to add the Bath Axolotl to the discussion. Gilly the Bath Axolotl floats in your tub and looks great posed on a soap dish. This pink, 4-1/2" long soft vinyl bathtub buddy is really glad you’re keeping it clean. Gilly is non-judgmental, ti...

07/09/2025

New Item! Fidget Intestines! Vinyl guts filled with pink liquid and food-shaped sparkle particles. Your new favorite fidget toy!

Fidget Intestines are both a stress-relieving toy and an excellent symbol of what stress does to your digestive system. We’ve all had times when it felt like we had a gurgle in our guts that needed to be worked out. Why not turn that idea into a fidget toy? You put your thumbs on the intestines an...

05/09/2025

New item! Capybara in a Peanut!

After getting TikTok famous and having a capybara theme song, this Capybara in a Peanut spent his influencer money on a luxury car. Capybaras don’t need to be anywhere in a hurry, so the measured pace of the peanut vehicle is perfect. This pull-back peanut driven by a capybara balancing an orange ...

03/01/2025

Did you know we upgraded our Finger Monsters? These new Finger Monsters have tails, scales and wings. We also dd an evil version of our Finger Hand!

When we set out to make our new Fantastic Finger Monsters, we had to ask ourselves, how do you improve on the perfection of the Deluxe Finger Monsters?! So, we came up with a story about how these new Fantastic Finger Monsters decided to speed up evolution and create mutant monsters from the future!...

02/06/2025

New Product! Opera Corn! Press the button and this corn sings opera.

Opera Corn is the starch that can sing. In fact, it creams the competition! When it comes to an a-maize-ing aria, we’re all ears! This electronic Opera Corn sings when you press the button! Figaro! Figaro! It’s a hard vinyl ear of corn that is 6-1/4" tall that produces one of five ear-resistable...

01/07/2025

We had fun not designing our Generic Playing Cards.

You’re not the kind of person who needs fancy playing cards with all those unnecessary flourishes and geegaws. These cards have the bare minimum they need to be useful with generic text labeling each card, and a black and white back identifying them as “playing cards.” Beyond that, this is a t...