Twisted Granny Patterns

Name: Twisted Granny Patterns
Address: Schenectady, NY, 12308, US
Telephone: +15185982210
Price range: $

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The New Twisted Granny Patterns...
You will find the best of the best here in my new shop. Beautiful full-color original PDF Patterns by the Twisted Granny.

Every gift in my shop is for sale, most are custom-made to order with a few ready-to-ship acceptations. I specialize in crochet art gifts. Depending on your order, custom orders will take anywhere from two to four weeks. It could take slightly longer during the holiday season, Our holiday ordering season begins in September. Please check the listing for details. I make one order at a time. Usually during the holidays I have a first come first serve list. During this time please order early. I am not a mass production shop...Every item is individually hand-crocheted by me. I'm very meticulous in my design and how I make finished pieces...
I'm a perfectionist and nothing leaves my shop until it's perfect. I produce heirloom works of art...with minimal care that will last for generations. Each order is packed professionally and ready for gift giving. Free Shipping, in the USA. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.
*Note: I do not accept returns on custom orders. I do accept exchanges on items that are Ready To Ship. We can work together to make sure you have what you want. I will be in contact with you via convos to let you know when your order has shipped and when you can expect delivery. Due to Covid-19 and high shipping volumes, there is extreme pressure on the Postal Service, and shipments may be delayed. United States Postal Service, FedEx, Royal Mail, and Canada Post, are making changes to their rates and some services, this problem combined with the cost of supplies will, unfortunately, affect my prices. However, I will do my best to keep my prices as low as possible. All of my items are made and shipped from NY, USA. My items/supplies are stored in a smoke-free, dust-free environment.

11/01/2026

🧶❤️ BIDDING IS OPEN—BLANKET AUCTION FOR JAMES!

Bring home my handmade Golden Tides blanket while helping my brother James with medical expenses for stage 4 cancer. 100% of the blanket’s sale proceeds will support James.

📏 Blanket size: 36"x 52" (vertical stripes)

⏰ November 1–7 • Opens and closes at 8 AM Eastern Time

💵 Starting bid: $25
Comment your bid on THIS post. Raise the current bid by at least $1, using whole-dollar amounts only. The highest valid bid posted before closing wins!

📦 USA shipping only. Shipping is extra, calculated using the winner’s ZIP code and USPS package weight.
**Local Pickup is available.

💳 Pay through Cash App or a reserved Etsy listing. I’ll message the winner after closing. Payment is due within 24 hours of closing (Nov.8th at 8am), or the blanket goes to the next highest bidder.

❤️ Please share and invite others to join:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/hope4james

🧶 Pattern Link: https://thetwistedgrannyshop.etsy.com/listing/4579592024

✨ Custom Orders: Want this blanket made just for you? Message me for details!

**All proceeds from pattern and custom order purchases in the month of November will be doated to James)

Want to help today? Donate to James’s GoFundMe:
https://www.gofundme.com/.../support-jamess-urgent...

Patterns: TheTwistedGrannyShop - Etsy

Thank you for helping James—one stitch at a time! ❤️

10/30/2026

OUR FIRST CROCHET BLANKET AUCTION IS COMING! 🧶
Get ready, everyone! We are incredibly excited to announce our very first Crochet Blanket Auction right here in the group to support James with his Cancer Treatment!
This beautiful, handmade blanket is perfect for cozying up or giving as a special gift, and 100% of the proceeds go toward our cause.
⏰ Auction Timeline:
Starts: Sunday, November 1st at 8am EST
Ends: Saturday, November 7th at 8am EST
📌 How It Works:
On November 1st, we will post a dedicated auction thread featuring photos, dimensions, and the starting bid for the blanket.
To place a bid, simply comment on that thread with your bid amount. Each new bid must be higher than the last.
The highest comment when the clock strikes the deadline on November 7th at 8am EST, wins!
📦 Shipping & Payment:
USA Shipping Only: We are only able to ship within the United States for this auction.
📦 Shipping Costs: Shipping is not included in the bid amount. The winner will be responsible for the exact shipping cost, which will be calculated based on your ZIP code and package weight (USPS).
💬 We will contact the winner via Facebook Messenger immediately after the auction closes to get your ZIP code and calculate your total.
💳 Payments can be made securely via [Cash App or Etsy Reserve Listing link].
⏰ There is a strict 24-hour payment window once the auction ends. If payment isn't received, the blanket will go to the next highest bidder.
Turn on your group notifications so you don't miss the official launch post on November 1st! Thank you all so much for your continuous love and support for James. ❤️
**If you're not a member of this group follow/share this link: https://www.facebook.com/groups/hope4james

10/25/2026

Soft as a cotton ball…with texture to fall in love with! Teal Ombre Crochet Blanket Pattern.
👉https://thetwistedgrannyshop.etsy.com/listing/4602805060

My newest original Twisted Granny blanket features soothing teal ombre shades and beautiful raised stitch details. The yarn I used is the softest I’ve ever worked with—perfect for a cuddly baby blanket!
Worked from the center out, this intermediate crochet pattern can be made in any size, from a baby gift to a cozy throw or bedspread.
Find the pattern at The Twisted Granny Shop on Etsy!

10/23/2026

Our First Blanket Auction—Golden Tides! 💛🧶

Mark your calendars! Our first crochet blanket auction begins November 1 and ends November 7, right in our Hope for James Facebook group! Please share.

Up for auction is my Golden Tides blanket—an original design, handmade by me in teal, turquoise, white, and gold, with beautiful texture. A cozy addition to your home or a special holiday gift! 🎁

This auction will help my brother, James, with medication and medical expenses as he faces stage 4 cancer. Putting something I’ve made into someone else’s hands to help my brother makes this blanket especially meaningful to me.

👉 JOIN THE GROUP NOW so you’re ready to participate:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/hope4james

Blanket details, starting bid, opening and closing times, and bidding instructions will be posted in the group before the auction begins.

Please share this invitation and invite your friends. Whether you bid or help spread the word, thank you for supporting James and our family. ❤️

Connie — The Twisted Granny

*If you'd like to purchase the crochet pattern (skill level: Easy): https://thetwistedgrannyshop.etsy.com/listing/4579592024
*This blanket can also be made to order. It takes about 4 weeks to make, and all proceeds will be donated to James. Message me for price & shipping costs.

10/20/2026

James’ Favorite Colors
👉https://thetwistedgrannyshop.etsy.com/listing/4598147937

This blanket is especially close to my heart! Shades of turquoise and black—my brother James’ favorite color combination—come together in cozy, textured stripes using my original TG-St stitch.

The crochet pattern is EASY and can be made in any size or color combination. Perfect for a thoughtful handmade gift!

❤️ I’ll also be auctioning off this original blanket to help James with his medication and medical expenses as he faces stage 4 cancer.
*Auctions begin Nov.1st

Follow our Hope for James group for auction details:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/hope4james
*Auctions begin Nov.1st

Find my patterns at:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheTwistedGrannyShop

10/18/2026

My opinion on why people don't make sales on Etsy...or stop making sales.
I'm only speaking for myself and my experience on Etsy for the last 20+ years. If you're not making sales you need to change it up. Reinvent your brand, invest in advertising...not just on Etsy but on social media. It took me years of online selling to even start selling my crafts/art. You can't expect to add you items and reap in the sales. It's hard work and takes a ton of time and energy and yes money. If you don't have it in you to give it everything you got, then get out. If you don't work at it, you'll never get anywhere. Don't blame it on the site...do the work.

10/15/2026

💙 Beautiful blues, gorgeous texture, and cotton-ball softness!
👉 https://thetwistedgrannyshop.etsy.com/listing/4596208105
My Royal Blue Ombre Blanket is an original Twisted Granny design worked from the center outward. The yarn I used is the softest I’ve EVER crocheted with!

This intermediate pattern can be made in any size—perfect for a precious baby blanket, a cozy throw, or a special handmade gift.

Make it in these dreamy blues or choose your own favorite colors!

🛍️ Find the crochet pattern at The Twisted Granny Shop:
[Add Etsy link]

10/08/2026

Blanket Auctions Coming Soon—Helping James
I’ll soon be auctioning some of my original, handmade crochet blankets to raise money for my brother James’s medication and medical care as he faces stage 4 cancer.
Each blanket is designed and crocheted by me, The Twisted Granny. I’m putting my love of crochet to work to help someone I love.
Watch our page for blanket photos, starting bids, auction dates, and instructions on how to participate!
Please invite your friends and share this announcement. Whether you bid, donate, or help spread the word, your support means so much to our family.
Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61595133600957
The Twisted Granny Shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheTwistedGrannyShop
Thank you from my heart,
Connie — The Twisted Granny ❤️
To donate directly to my GoFundMe
https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-jamess-urgent-medical-needs-63qzn

My name is Connie, and I’m asking for help for my brother, James, who is 64 and l… Connie Relyea needs your support for Support James’s Urgent Medical Needs

04/20/2026

WARNING: This bundle may cause extreme color cravings 🌈🔥
HOTH!!
Introducing… The Twisted Granny Color Explosion Collection eBook #4 🎡🧶
6 of my most vibrant, texture-packed blanket patterns—ALL in one bundle!
👉https://thetwistedgrannyshop.etsy.com/listing/4491569015

From neon brights to soft pastels, this collection has something for every mood and every maker.

✨ Neon Playground Stripes
✨ Midnight Star
✨ Serape Fiesta
✨ Twisted Modern Pastels
✨ Neon Kaleidoscope
✨ Chasing Rainbows

Whether you're crocheting for fun, gifts, or your shop…
this bundle is your ultimate color playground.

💥 More patterns. More value. More creativity.
Grab yours and let the color magic begin!
👉https://thetwistedgrannyshop.etsy.com/listing/4491569015

04/06/2026

🔥 HOT OFF THE HOOK! 🔥
She’s here… and she’s glowing. 🌈⭐
👉https://thetwistedgrannyshop.etsy.com/listing/4480096244

Midnight Star has officially landed in the shop—and she did not come quietly.
Bold rainbow color.
Deep black accents.
Texture that practically jumps off the stitches.

This design radiates energy from the center out… like a firework frozen in yarn.
✨ Use it as a statement blanket
✨ Turn it into a jaw-dropping rug
✨ Make it your own with custom colors

🧶 Instant PDF Download
📏 Make it in any size
💥 Designed to stand out

👉 Grab your copy today and bring this star to life!
👉 https://thetwistedgrannyshop.etsy.com/listing/4480096244

Address

Schenectady, NY
12308

Telephone

+15185982210

Website

https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheTwistedGrannyShop

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