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Y'all, I finally am getting my shop in order and starting to make again.  This cross paddle is made from an actual recla...
12/02/2023

Y'all, I finally am getting my shop in order and starting to make again. This cross paddle is made from an actual reclaimed church pew, for when you want to exorcise your demons 😈

Hello my Darling Deviants!   I've missed you all and I'm sorry that I've been radio silent for a bit.  There's a lot goi...
05/05/2022

Hello my Darling Deviants! I've missed you all and I'm sorry that I've been radio silent for a bit. There's a lot going on in my life right now but I promise I'm still hard at work. Today's submission was a recommendation from a friend on FetLife looking for a way to turn the physical and psychological pain of middle school into a toy. This regulation dodgeball has been caged with paracord which was then braided into a handle for easy thwackin'. Everyone who went through a US public school can hear, smell, and feel this picture, I guarantee it 🤣

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Who's ready to go OTK with TKO??  All of you who follow regularly will know that these badass blasphemous beaters were a...
04/20/2022

Who's ready to go OTK with TKO?? All of you who follow regularly will know that these badass blasphemous beaters were auctioned off at last Friday's event in Albany, and now they're even better! Signed by DJs Tetchy, K-Spek, and Omegatelik themselves, these monsters raised over $400 towards the goal of the Resist Crew marching at Pride this year!

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TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!! If you want s shot at one of these badass church pew paddles,  get your butt out to the  in Albany...
04/16/2022

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!! If you want s shot at one of these badass church pew paddles, get your butt out to the in Albany for - Shuffle the Decks! Come see .i.c.h.a.r.d , , and DJ Feral, buy some Resist merch, and bid on these three paddles to raise money for the Resist crew to march at Alabany Pride!! DOOOOO IIIIIIITTTTT!!

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What do you do when the local goth club wants to raise money to march at Pride?  Well here a t DD, we do what we know be...
04/11/2022

What do you do when the local goth club wants to raise money to march at Pride? Well here a t DD, we do what we know best! These paddles are made from reclaimed church pews and as a special limited edition feature, the pommels are cut in the gear shaped logo of Resist The Club . Painted glittery green, blue and red to represent three of the Resist Crew's finest DJs - Madam Tetchy, DJ K-Spek, and Omegatelik - these hefty bois will be auctioned off this Friday, April 15th at the Fuze Box in Albany. Check out the Resist FB page for more info!

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Happy hump day,  Deviants!  Today's   is a bit of a departure from my normal material, because we're working with leathe...
02/23/2022

Happy hump day, Deviants! Today's is a bit of a departure from my normal material, because we're working with leather! I got a new stitching pony and I am LOVING the ease with which it allows me to sew pieces together.

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Damn right.  Now tell me you deserve to be happy and fulfilled.  😉🤗This PSA has been brought you by your friendly neighb...
02/18/2022

Damn right. Now tell me you deserve to be happy and fulfilled. 😉🤗

This PSA has been brought you by your friendly neighborhood hypocrite. Thank you to all the people out there helping me to see stuff like this 🥰.

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Do you crave validation?   Do you want to be stamped with the approval of others?   Have we got a deal for you!  Now you...
02/17/2022

Do you crave validation? Do you want to be stamped with the approval of others? Have we got a deal for you! Now you too can be "Board Certified" with this cherry certification board! Made to the specifications of to fit her Mistress' tiny yet terrifying hands, this paddle is meant to leave its mark. The words "Board Certified" are carved into the back and reversed to leave a lasting impression. All in all, a toy any Executive Vice President of Marketing would be proud to wield!

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More   on this thicc boi paddle.  This one is gonna be hefty, but what's it going to end up as?  Stay tuned to find out!...
02/16/2022

More on this thicc boi paddle. This one is gonna be hefty, but what's it going to end up as? Stay tuned to find out!

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Happy Friday, Deviants!   As a reward for making it through the week, have a peek at some   on the bench!   As you can s...
02/11/2022

Happy Friday, Deviants! As a reward for making it through the week, have a peek at some on the bench! As you can see, I've got a cleaver style paddle coming along with a thicc boi in the background. Should be fun!

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Nana-nana-nana-nana BAT PADDLE!  Measuring in at over 18" long and 1" think,  this bat paddle is an absolute UNIT.   Mad...
02/10/2022

Nana-nana-nana-nana BAT PADDLE! Measuring in at over 18" long and 1" think, this bat paddle is an absolute UNIT. Made of wenge with 2mm raised yellowheart bats designed to leave a colony of batty b***y bruises!

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Sometimes you're out at a munch meeting lovely new kinky peeps and someone brings an idea you've just GOTTA try.  Sketch...
02/06/2022

Sometimes you're out at a munch meeting lovely new kinky peeps and someone brings an idea you've just GOTTA try. Sketched on a receipt and planned in about 20 minutes, this unique design is intended to leave a row of 'X' marks when wielded correctly. Smack. Flip. Repeat. Made from beautiful 9/16" padauk with a paracord wrist loop, this one is guaranteed to leave an impression. X marks the spot!

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