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This is not the first time (this year, even) that we've internally questioned our good men. I hope the lack of surprise ...
04/17/2026

This is not the first time (this year, even) that we've internally questioned our good men. I hope the lack of surprise from women everywhere shakes them to their core. Go bears.

He is risen, INDEED! The highlight of the day has got to have been the church ladies *howling* with laughter at this one...
04/06/2026

He is risen, INDEED! The highlight of the day has got to have been the church ladies *howling* with laughter at this one, shouting "It is not ok that we're laughing this hard!" Love it. Love you. Almost as much as Jesus, apparently 😘
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A huge thank you to for organizing this new event--it was a lot of fun with a great crowd and I really hope we get to "come again" next year! I am always in awe of how much work it takes to make these things happen.
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Warren Tales delivers witty and irreverent greeting cards because love is luuurve 🐰 Handmade by Humans in San Diego.

She's back, baby! It was a great first day back at the market grind and while I am LE TIRED, I drove home on a happy clo...
04/05/2026

She's back, baby! It was a great first day back at the market grind and while I am LE TIRED, I drove home on a happy cloud (A proud cloud? That sounds fun). I'm thrilled to do it all again tomorrow 😁 And then sleep. Or at least the closest I can get to it with a 3 year old.
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Come by for Day 2 in Balboa Park (6th & El Prado): Sunday 5th 11am - 5pm. Bring Jesus if he's up for it. If not, join the bunny and hop over in the afternoon.
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Warren Tales delivers witty and irreverent greeting cards because I hid jokes in the Easter eggs 🐰 Handmade by Humans in San Diego.

It's our first market of the year! We have new cards for you and I'm sure I'll make an endearing tit of myself while try...
04/02/2026

It's our first market of the year! We have new cards for you and I'm sure I'll make an endearing tit of myself while trying to remember how to people after 3 months out of the booth lol The world is on fire so come cozy up with some comedy and belly laugh the pain away (if only for a much needed moment) 🔥
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Warren Tales delivers witty and irreverent greeting cards because why not make s'mores over the embers of our scorched sanity 🐰 Handmade by Humans in San Diego.

Without a shred of dignity, I'm happy to announce that I have finally updated our website with over a year's worth of ne...
03/26/2026

Without a shred of dignity, I'm happy to announce that I have finally updated our website with over a year's worth of new cards. Why am I like this? GOOD QUESTION. But here we are, living an adequate ADHD life in each other's company. If I can accomplish this, maybe I can also finally make that overdue dentist appointment or home repair or reply to that text...but let's not not get ahead of ourselves.
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Warren Tales delivers witty and irreverent greeting cards because I put the ADD in maddening 🐰 Handmade by Humans in San Diego.

We've been nominated for Writer of the Year! AGAIN!! And, ironically, words are kind of failing me right now. I've been ...
02/27/2026

We've been nominated for Writer of the Year! AGAIN!! And, ironically, words are kind of failing me right now. I've been talking a big game in regards to this subsequent nomination--manifesting with "the universe" and what not--so it came as a huge relief to not look like a total ass-hat 😂
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I don't think anyone has ever won this category twice in a row (has anyone won it twice over all?) so that's ultimately what I'm hoping for. Who needs sports when you have an incredibly friendly card competition!
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Warren Tales delivers witty and irreverent greeting cards because my brain will not shut up 🐰 Handmade by Humans in San Diego.

I am overjoyed to have finally secured a nomination for the Superbly Stated Louie Award! It is my forever-favorite categ...
02/27/2026

I am overjoyed to have finally secured a nomination for the Superbly Stated Louie Award! It is my forever-favorite category and my personal white whale--I've been trying to win this one for years and have never even come close UNTIL NOW 🥳 So I am already celebrating it as a big personal win!
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Keep in mind, It's not the only exciting news to come out of today...
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Warren Tales delivers witty and irreverent greeting cards because I'm all eloquent and s**t 🐰 Handmade by Humans in San Diego.

You know me: the consummate professional. In a questionable show of faith and efficiency, had me do a self-interview an...
02/25/2026

You know me: the consummate professional. In a questionable show of faith and efficiency, had me do a self-interview and I--an over-achieving creative--gleefully ran with it. This Hidden Gems piece comes as a follow-up to my 2019 introduction, so it's fun to see me slide graciously off the rails as we descend further into a dystopian wunderland.
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Link in profile and a few highlights included here.
https://sdvoyager.com/interview/conversations-with-lindsey-warriner/
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Warren Tales delivers witty and irreverent greeting cards because writers gonna write 🐰 Handmade by Humans in San Diego.

My eyeballs froze and I shockingly ate "enough" bagels & lox (a feat assumed to be impossible), but New York has been be...
02/04/2026

My eyeballs froze and I shockingly ate "enough" bagels & lox (a feat assumed to be impossible), but New York has been beautifully good to me this visit. Thank you to and for having me. Thank you to and for loving my crazy (let alone in close proximity). Thank you to every single person that stopped by to say hi and laughed at my stupid jokes. I am exhausted because I had SUCH a good time with all of you. I left it all on the field, coach.
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Warren Tales delivers witty and irreverent greeting cards because I'm still somehow less unhinged than people who blast their cellphone noise in public spaces 🐰 Handmade by Humans in San Diego.

Nothing like having ice show up at your convention to really make this new card pop. Apparently they were hovering aroun...
02/02/2026

Nothing like having ice show up at your convention to really make this new card pop. Apparently they were hovering around the entrance early this morning, before the halls opened, so I'm (desperately) hoping no follow up news is good news. Are we great yet? Asking for a few hundred million friends...
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Warren Tales delivers witty and irreverent greeting cards because nothing ruins a good time like fascism🐰 Handmade by Humans in San Diego.

The question is HOW do I smuggle this giant card back on the plane with me? Cut it up into 40 smaller puzzle pieces? Mai...
02/02/2026

The question is HOW do I smuggle this giant card back on the plane with me? Cut it up into 40 smaller puzzle pieces? Mail it in a giant envelope? Use it as a hang glider and fly home on the crazy Javits winds?
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Warren Tales delivers witty and irreverent greeting cards because regular items in novel sizes are strangely compelling 🐰 Handmade by Humans in San Diego.

My latest hyperfixation has been a return to puzzles...it's as whimsically delightful as it is *INTENSE*. I'm very happy...
02/02/2026

My latest hyperfixation has been a return to puzzles...it's as whimsically delightful as it is *INTENSE*. I'm very happy to finally have an ADHD love/friendship card! It's one of 12 brand new designs releasing at this week 🐿️
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Warren Tales delivers witty and irreverent greeting cards because I have the sudden urge to write 50 new jokes🐰 Handmade by Humans in San Diego.

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