Deth-bar

06/09/2026

👇 New Drop, In Stock! CryptKeeper!

The Crypt Keeper doesn’t just store your soap — it entombs it. Built to stack or mount on the wall, this brutalist storage vault keeps your Deth-Wash bars locked in place and ready for the next ritual. Dark, clean, and unapologetically heavy in presence, The Crypt Keeper turns ordinary storage into something that looks ripped straight from an underground bunker. Your bars deserve better than a shower shelf graveyard.

Stack any Deth-Bar or Dr. Squatch Soap in this 5 bar storage crypt.

06/06/2026

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06/06/2026

It's here!!! The Cryptkeeper, fits all Deth-bar soaps and Dr. Squatch soaps! All Preorders going out this Monday!

06/03/2026

Now Available - King Nothing Beard Oil!

05/29/2026

YEAH... YOUR DAD IS FRE@KN’ COOL. Get him something that is unique and K!ck@ss this year. Get 3 soaps of your choice, a Wicked Tray, and a Beard Oil!

Step 1. Pick Your 3 Soaps
Step 2. Pick Your Tray
Step 3. Pick Beard Oil

05/29/2026

👇Now Available! King Nothing Beard Oil. 💀🤘

King Nothing carries the scent of quiet power — warm to***co smoke curling through dark vanilla like the ghost of a late night victory. Rich oils of grape seed, golden jojoba, aloe infused coconut, and argan sink deep to soften coarse hairs, calm irritation, and leave behind a smooth, healthy shine without the weight. Bold without begging for attention, worn like a crown by the ones who never needed approval in the first place.

05/29/2026

Developing product... So close to the end zone on these next pieces. Have not been pushing new content, because of the influx of orders, new devs and working on the distribution side. We will be pushing more content soon. Sorry for the delay! :)

05/19/2026

New Beard Oil Scent Drops In Two Weeks...

05/12/2026

Pre-Order Now - Drop June 1st! - The Crypt Keeper doesn’t just store your soap — it entombs it. Built to stack or mount on the wall, this brutalist storage vault keeps your Cold Press bars locked in place and ready for the next ritual. Dark, clean, and unapologetically heavy in presence, The Crypt Keeper turns ordinary storage into something that looks ripped straight from an underground bunker. Your bars deserve better than a shower shelf graveyard.

Fits Dr. Squatch & Deth-Bars Perfectly! Mount them or stack them!

05/09/2026

Another awesome review! Thanks Marco for the plug, and thanks for trying us out:

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