06/12/2026
SILENT AUCTION!! SINGLE
**BID ON THE FIRST PHOTO ONLY!**
STARTING BID IS $10
(RANDOM)
🎉 PLEASE READ THE CHANGES — New Rule, New Pick Up Date!
🚫 DO NOT BID IF YOU HAVE ZERO INTENTION OF PICKING UP YOUR ITEM.
(We love enthusiasm, but not the kind that ghosts us at pickup time.)
⚠️ Warning! We’ve poured hours (and maybe a few sanity points) into this massive auction — so here’s the deal: if you decide to no-show and not pick up your items, congratulations! You’ve just earned yourself a permanent block. 🎉
📢 Auction starts NOW
⏰ Ends: MONDAY JUNE 15th at 9pm!
⚠️ Don’t place a bid and then delete it like it never happened.
This isn’t Vegas — there are consequences.
📖 Read the product descriptions.
Because guessing what you’re buying rarely ends well.
💸 Each product may have a different starting bid.
Highest bid wins.
💲 Bids must increase by $1 or more.
We see you, sneaky 25-cent bidders.
🖱️ Click on the actual photo to bid.
Yes, the photo. Not the air around it.
🙅 If your bid isn’t input correctly, it doesn’t count.
We’re not mind readers (unfortunately).
🚨 PICKUP NOTICE:
If you win, you must pick up by JUNE 19th by 5pm!
AUCTIONS ARE NOW CASH ONLY!
No excuses. No exceptions. Not even “my goldfish had a dentist appointment.”
💖 Happy Bidding — and may the most responsible bidder win! 💖 See less