Your Weird Aunt

04/29/2025

I've noticed this page has gotten some traffic lately, and while I fully expect half of it to be bots, I'd like to let the real humans know that I'm still making product, but I'm working to make my process more efficient and to pare down what I offer to only the best of my products. When I'm satisfied with a better process, I'll try to start posting more.

In the meantime, real humans, let me know what you're looking for. What kind of products are you interested in? Let me know and I'll see what I can do. 😁

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06/20/2022

I'm waiting on some ingredients to make some cooling bath products.

Sadly, I don't think they'll get here in time for the dreadful heat coming later this week, but the summer is far from over.

All will feature cucumber, eucalyptus, and cornmint, and a couple may include vetiver and sweet orange (which is NOT phototoxic like many citrus oils).

I will be making a cooling spray, a light sprayable lotion, and body wash. The fragrances are unisex and are there more as a side effect of the ingredient rather than a blended fragrance.

I made a body wash for myself and I absolutely LOVE it.

Let me know who wants some!

02/05/2022

Another demo! This time I show you how to make a wonderful soap-free cleanser with arrowroot powder. Will have new product on my page very soon.

I show you how to make an easy soap-free cleanser with arrowroot powder and vegetable glycerine. It's my favorite nighttime cleanser because it doesn't dry ...

12/13/2021

A New Demo!! How I make my super awesome powder foundation. The only makeup I will ever use from here until eternity.

It's been a while, and I've got several videos coming that I've filmed over the last few months (because I've been too lazy to upload them).For this one, I s...

11/03/2021

I still have a lot of inventory to unload and I can't make more (including special holiday stuff) until I sell some product.
Send me a message and let me know what you're interested in. I can make custom, or you can pick and choose from my inventory.
All current inventory is now available on a Name-your-price special! Just send me a message and I'll send you a list of my inventory.

10/12/2021

Share the Bundles below if you're not interested! I'll post the lower-cost bundles either later tonight or tomorrow. :)

10/12/2021

Big Ole Holiday Bundle C $70.00

~ Old Sultan Fragrance Set with Soap & 5 mil perfume (Blood orange, vanilla, benzoin, clove, tangerine, allspice, nutmeg, litsea cubea)

~ Sleepy Bye Set with Midsummer Night's Dream 8 oz lotion and 16 oz Sleep Tight Bath Salts

~ Cousin Orson's Beetle Slaughter Bug Repellent Spray 4 oz

~ Calm & Soothe All Purpose Lotion (Oatstraw, chickweed, and Irish Moss) 4 oz

~ Calm & Circulate All Purpose Lotion (Rosemary & Lavender)

~ Clear & Exfoliate All Purpose Lotion (Thyme & White Willow Bark)

~ Nourish & Cool All Purpose Lotion (Mint & Lavender)

~ Cinema Sinister Stache Wax

~ Bushwhacker Beard Oil

~ Amber & Birch Leaf Light Spray Lotion 4 oz

~ A Salve of Ice & Fire 4 oz Analgesic Balm

~ Griselda Fragrance Set with soap, 4 oz Body Lotion, and 5 mil perfume (Ylang ylang, bergamot, vetiver, clove)

~ Your Weird Aunt's Favorites 5 mil perfumes: Old Sultan (Blood orange, vanilla, benzoin, clove, tangerine, allspice, nutmeg, litsea cubea); Rapunzel (Clove EO, benzoin EO, chamomile FO, cardamom cedar FO, sweet grass FO, green tea FO, lilac FO, lotus FO, violet FO); and Griselda (Ylang ylang, bergamot, vetiver, clove)

~ Citrus & Oud Fragrance Set with 8 oz Body Lotion & Soap

~ Star Maiden Fragrance Set with 8 oz Body Cream, soap, & 4 oz Body Spray (Lavender, peppermint, fir needle, mandarin, and vanilla EOs.)

~ Stems & Limbs Scrub Set with 4 oz Citrus Mint Pretty Ugly Body Scrub & 8 oz Salty Dogs Foot Scrub

~ Orange Spice Cake Soap

~ Oud & Amber Fragrance Set with 4 oz Body Cream and Soap

~ Pretty Ugly Body Scrubs Set with 8 oz each Citrus Mint, Floral, and Lavender Lemon Pretty Ugly Body Scrubs

~ To***co & Flowers Fragrance Set with 4 oz Body Cream and Soap

~ Sample Pack

~ 2 gift bags & 1 pack of tissue paper

10/12/2021

Big Ole Holiday Bundle B $70.00

~ Hyacinth & Patchouli 4 oz Body Lotion & soap

~ Griselda 4 oz Body Lotion & Soap

~ 4 oz each Citrus Mint & Lavender Lemon Pretty Ugly Body Scrubs

~ The Places You'll Go 4 oz Body Lotion (Sweetgrass FO, Arabian White Musk FO, Strawberry FO, Casa Blanca Lily FO, Fougre FO, Smoked Vanilla & Birch Leaf FO, Lavender FO, Vanilla FO, Night Blooming Jasmine FO, Warm Rustic Woods FO.)

~ Amber & Birch Leaf Light Spray Lotion 4 oz

~ Calm & Soothe All Purpose Lotion (Oatstraw, chickweed, and Irish Moss) 4 oz

~ Calm & Circulate All Purpose Lotion (Rosemary & Lavender)

~ Clear & Exfoliate All Purpose Lotion (Thyme & White Willow Bark).

~ Cinema Sinister Stache Wax

~ Bushwhacker Beard Oil

~ Cousin Orson's Beetle Slaughter Bug Repellent Spray 4 oz

~ Orange Spice Cake Soap

~ Your Weird Aunt's Favorites 5 mil perfumes: Old Sultan (Blood orange, vanilla, benzoin, clove, tangerine, allspice, nutmeg, litsea cubea); Rapunzel (Clove EO, benzoin EO, chamomile FO, cardamom cedar FO, sweet grass FO, green tea FO, lilac FO, lotus FO, violet FO); and Griselda (Ylang ylang, bergamot, vetiver, clove)

~ Sleepy Bye Set with Midsummer Night's Dream 4 oz lotion and 8 oz Sleep Tight Bath Salts

~ Mint and Musk 4 oz body lotion & soap

~ Patchouli & Chamomile 8 oz Body Lotion, soap, and 4 oz Body Spray

~ Wildberry Cobbler Soap

~ Oud & Amber Soap and 4 oz body cream

~ Old Sultan Fragrance Set with Soap & 5 mil perfume (Blood orange, vanilla, benzoin, clove, tangerine, allspice, nutmeg, litsea cubea)

~ Stems & Limbs Scrub Set with 4 oz Lavender Lemon Pretty Ugly
Body Scrub and 8 oz Salty Dogs Foot Scrub

~ A Lotion of Ice & Fire 4 oz Analgesic Lotion

~ Sample Pack

~ 2 Christmas gift bags and 1 package of tissue paper

10/12/2021

Sorry for the delay, but here begins the lists for each special early holiday bundle!

Big Ole Bundle A: $70.00

~ Mint and Musk 8 oz body lotion & soap

~ Wood & Flowers 4 oz body lotion & soap

~ Star Maiden 4 oz body spray, 4 oz body cream, & guest size soap (Lavender, peppermint, fir needle, mandarin, and vanilla EOs.)

~ Wildberry cobbler soap

~ Cousin Orson's Beetle Slaughter Bug Repellent Spray.

~ Cinema Sinister Stache Wax

~ Bushwhacker Beard Oil

~ 4 oz each Citrus Mint & Lavender Lemon Pretty Ugly Body Scrubs

~ Sleepy Bye Set with Midsummer Night's Dream 8 oz lotion and 16 oz Sleep Tight Bath Salts

~ Back Porch 4 oz Body Cream & Soap (Stormy Night, Amberwood Moss, Bourbon To***co, Dragon's Blood.)

~ Aztec Chocolate Cake Soap

~ Patchouli & Chamomile 8 oz Body Lotion, soap, and 4 oz Body Spray

~ 16 oz Salty Dogs Foot Scrub

~ Your Weird Aunt's Favorites 3 mil perfumes: Old Sultan (Blood orange, vanilla, benzoin, clove, tangerine, allspice, nutmeg, litsea cubea); Rapunzel (Clove EO, benzoin EO, chamomile FO, cardamom cedar FO, sweet grass FO, green tea FO, lilac FO, lotus FO, violet FO); and Griselda (Ylang ylang, bergamot, vetiver, clove).

~ Clear & Exfoliate All Purpose Lotion (Thyme & White Willow Bark).

~ Calm & Circulate All Purpose Lotion (Rosemary & Lavender)

~ Nourish & Cool All Purpose Lotion (Rose & Mint)

~ Hand Helper Combo with 4 oz Eczema Hand Lotion & 2 oz

~ Pretty Ugly Citrus Mint Scrub

~ 2 oz Nourish & Cool All Purpose Lotion

~ Amber & Birch Leaf Light Spray Lotion

~ Tonka & Oud Light Spray Lotion

~ Sampler Pack

~ Two Christmas gift bags and one package of tissue paper

(Keep an eye out for more!)

10/09/2021

Come see me tomorrow night. Believe me, it's big. You might be able to take care of ALL your random Christmas shopping in one fell swoop! Will be perfect for your kids' teachers, coworkers, and friends!