05/06/2026
Yesterday was a big day!
Cinco de Mayo, my divorce anniversary, one of the best and most fun dates I've ever had with the lovely Miranda Burek, and to top it all off... her PINK Tiger Cat II S**g Power Equipment Zero Turn finally came in yesterday!
I met Miranda at our Open House back in February when she came into the dealership to flirt with me. I mean, to buy a new lawn mower! 😜
I just happened to see her get out of the car that day and I won't tell you what I said under my breath... but I can tell you my words that day were smoother than the 26 HP Kawasaki EFI engine that comes on the Tiger Cat II she bought that day 😅
She says I winked at her after we finished all the paperwork, but I think it was just a bug that flew into my eye or something. (Gotta keep things professional, you know?)
Anyways... I messaged her that evening, ended up going out with her that night, and it's been a fun ride ever since.
I might've told her a little fib last night to get her back to the store (told her I left my wallet on my desk...), but I think I executed it perfectly.
If you hear her say, "Was that a lie!?" that's what she's talking about lol
Miranda, hope you enjoy the new machine. Please don't mess up the lines I've put in your yard the last few weeks with my Cheetah while you've waited on your mower and I hope you'll let me ride it sometime!?
