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Just added to "Foodie & Drinkie Thingies" at mileej.com -When you just can't pry the fishing pole out of your hands when...
06/08/2026

Just added to "Foodie & Drinkie Thingies" at mileej.com -

When you just can't pry the fishing pole out of your hands when you go camping, you can just switch to this roasting pole. Cook those hot dogs and marshmallows easily - and you're always guaranteed something good at the end of your line. It even flips your food with an easy jig to help cook everything evenly.

https://amzn.to/4xyOEqX

School is over and it's time for Summer fun, so welcome to -Little League - Day 1Young Kraken has discovered that more a...
06/08/2026

School is over and it's time for Summer fun, so welcome to -

Little League - Day 1

Young Kraken has discovered that more arms does, in fact, mean more baseballs.

Narwhal is horrified.
Roo is unsupervised.
Susan is selling snacks and judgment.
The umpire has accepted his fate.

And Tardigrade lives through another disaster.

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New in the "Literary Corner" at mileej.com -If you love:✅ Funny coloring books✅ People-watching✅ Weird fashion choices✅ ...
06/05/2026

New in the "Literary Corner" at mileej.com -

If you love:

✅ Funny coloring books
✅ People-watching
✅ Weird fashion choices
✅ Laughing at humanity

Then you'll probably love People of Walmart Adult Coloring Book: Rolling Back Dignity.

Well, it was just a matter of time before this graced our site... And with Truth in Advertising laws, this is a GO! If you've ever come across a real person in Walmart that had you wondering about the fate of the human race, they really are rolling back dignity - and we're here for it!

What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen in a store?

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Brought to you by the wildly popular website of the same name, this adult coloring book is a GAME CHANGER. This EPIC adult coloring book is comprised of 37 single sided images, all original and intricate artwork based on the images from the website that makes laugh.

Roo has officially completed obedience school.We would like to clarify that “completed” does not necessarily imply:learn...
06/05/2026

Roo has officially completed obedience school.

We would like to clarify that “completed” does not necessarily imply:

learning
listening
improvement
future compliance

Graduated = attended, caused scenes, and somehow left with an award.

But there was confetti - so YAY!

Kraken requests a refund.

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Susan survived the Big Sale.Barely.Retail Workers know this look.Shop mileej.com online and save Susan the headaches!mil...
06/03/2026

Susan survived the Big Sale.
Barely.

Retail Workers know this look.

Shop mileej.com online and save Susan the headaches!

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Some days you have goals.Some days you draw on the wall with crayons while wearing a shirt that accurately summarizes yo...
06/01/2026

Some days you have goals.

Some days you draw on the wall with crayons while wearing a shirt that accurately summarizes your emotional state.

Both are valid.

The “I Cannot Brain Today, I Has the Dumb” shirt is now in "Clothing" on the site for tiny-chaos energy and emotionally exhausted humans alike.

Susan sighed.
Kraken judged.
Narwhal thinks "Well, Bless Your Heart".
Roo ate a crayon.

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Ocean Breeze Spa Day™ 🌊🕯️Today’s treatment includes:✔ mud therapy✔ cucumber slices✔ gemstone soaps (available in "For th...
05/30/2026

Ocean Breeze Spa Day™ 🌊🕯️

Today’s treatment includes:
✔ mud therapy
✔ cucumber slices
✔ gemstone soaps (available in "For the Home"!)
✔ pretending Roo cannot find us

Susan says the mud bath is “surprisingly effective.”
Narwhal says it “opened the pores and frees the spirit.”

Roo lost spa privileges after “the bubble incident.”
Kraken called this “wet nonsense.”

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05/28/2026

Father’s Day is approaching…

Which means it’s time to shop for the man who says:
“I don’t need anything.”

…while quietly wanting a little something.

We have suggestions. Many suggestions.

It's up to you to avoid panic-shopping!

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Holy Jalapeños, Batman 🦇! Turns out this folding bat cutting board is not just cute — it actually keeps chopped veggies ...
05/26/2026

Holy Jalapeños, Batman 🦇! Turns out this folding bat cutting board is not just cute — it actually keeps chopped veggies from launching themselves into the void.

Kraken: “Why is the cutting board shaped like a bat?”

Narwhal: “Because joy exists.”

Susan: “Please just cut the vegetables.”

Anyway — this adorable folding bat cutting board is now in "For the Home" on the site and honestly? It’s weirdly useful.

Chop. Fold. Pour. Feel mysteriously powerful. (And can you say "Personal Space, Susan!"?

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We're Pregaming Halloween in "Miscellaneous Fun Stuff" at mileej.com -If you start now, you should be good in time for H...
05/24/2026

We're Pregaming Halloween in "Miscellaneous Fun Stuff" at mileej.com -

If you start now, you should be good in time for Halloween. While not exactly black - more of a really dark green - step back a bit and it will look black. When decorating the porch for Trick-or-Treaters at night, we doubt anyone will notice (or care) about the color. These are a great way to get into the Halloween Spirit (pun ABSOLUTELY intended)...

https://amzn.to/4tTZmoQ

20 Seeds. Black Kat Pumpkin is a personal sized, very dark green hybrid pumpkin that is just the right size for restaurant use or for displays. This pumpkin combines a stunning look with a classic shape. Black Kat Gourd has a semi-bush habit and is a very good producer. Add a bold twist to your p...

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