Koncrete Kingdom

05/01/2026

I've restocked desk geese in our booth at The GOAT Vintage Collective! $8 each while supplies last 💙❤️

Plus lots of other fun and unique concrete statues for your home or yard 🐸

05/01/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Cute outfit!

Y’ALL… this just got EVEN better 😳🪿🇺🇸

When you sign up for our Porch Goose Class, you’ll be entered to WIN…

🎆✨ a 4TH OF JULY GOOSE OUTFIT!! ✨🎆

(And yes… it is as adorable as it looks 😍)

So not only do you get to paint your own goose…
you might be taking home a fully dressed patriotic queen too 💅

BUT…

🚨 We are down to ONLY 7 SPOTS LEFT!! 🚨

Once these are gone, I truly don’t know when I’ll be able to get more made… so this is your moment!

✨ 21” tall
✨ 40 lbs solid concrete
✨ completely customizable

📅 June 5th @ 6PM
📅 June 6th @ 2PM

💲 $98 per goose

04/25/2026

The porch goose fairy has made a delivery to our booth at The GOAT Vintage Collective!

Due to the busyness of spring season, the porch geese that I will be selling from my booth will be either plain concrete or covered in white stain. These will be ready for your very own goose masterpiece 😁😁

💥 Plain concrete porch goose $44.99
💥 White stained goose $49.99

🪿🪿 I've also restocked the goose paint kits! $8.99 while supplies last 🤗

🐸 We've also got lots of concrete frogs, angels, turtles, crosses, and much more that would make for great Mother's Day gifts! ❤️

04/23/2026

Anyone want to paint their own porch goose!??

04/11/2026

We did some spring refreshing in our booth yesterday at The GOAT Vintage Collective!We have lots of concrete garden frogs, turtles, angels, crosses, and much more.

It's a beautiful day to do some shopping!
💥 They're open 10-5, Monday-Saturday
💥 223 Village Square Pulaski in the old Save-a-lot building

04/03/2026

**update All porch geese sold

Ive've restocked some porch geese and a few other items in our booth at The GOAT Vintage Collective! Come check it out!

03/28/2026

💥 SOLD 💥

We've got a few porch geese in our booth at The GOAT Vintage Collective! These usually don't last long 😁😁 And we've restocked the 3d-printed porch goose signs.

03/28/2026

Spring Open house going on today at The GOAT Vintage Collective! Great opportunity to support local vendors while enjoying some refreshments! 💜💜

03/20/2026

03/14/2026

🔥 Update: All porch geese sold 🔥

🌞 Saturday is going to be a great day to shop local at The GOAT Vintage Collective! We have a fully stocked booth with lots of fun Spring statues for your lawn or inside your home. 🌞

I have three porch geese waiting for their new homes. These are 21 inches tall, painted with outdoor paint and concrete sealer, and necks are reinforced with metal-$65 (with sign).

We also have a few more goose accessory packs, desk geese, and some 10-inch mini porch geese.

I am one person with one porch goose mold with limited time and energy so grab these while you can. I'll get more stocked just as soon as I can so stay tuned! 😁❤️

01/31/2026

⭐⭐Update: 21 inch porch geese sold, but we still have plenty of the 10 inch mini porch geese and desk geese available.

Dropping off some porch geese at my booth at The GOAT Vintage Collective. There are 3 available, 21 inches tall, $60.
Painted with outdoor paint, sealed, and necks are reinforced with metal.