Andromeda Trade Collective

11/27/2024

Good guy doing some .

07/04/2023

Happy

05/31/2023

Trade Minister's Log: Paradoxes, Pets, and Pittsburgh - An Alien's Observations of Earthly Contradictions

Blargh 29 of the 32nd Domain of Xilastre the Strident

My observation of these Earthlings continues.

As I navigate through the labyrinth of their social constructs, I'm struck by the paradoxes in their behavior. They are a species capable of such profound kindness, yet at the same time, they display inexplicable cruelty. The same beings who care for the injured and feed the hungry will often turn a blind eye to the suffering of others, even those within their own species.

This perplexes me.

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05/04/2023

Making your way through the galaxy takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from the battles, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your designation,
And they're always glad you rolled in.
You wanna be where you can see,
The circuits light up with glee.
You wanna be where everybody knows your designation.

03/29/2023

Are you a fan of a certain Time Lord who also happened to accidentally create the most powerful computer ever built? Look no further than this Xoanon t-shirt!

Featuring the unmistakable "face of evil" of the god-like computer from the Fourth this shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. Just be prepared for people to ask who you might be if you're wearing it.

But don't worry, we won't judge you for wearing a shirt with the image of a computer on it. After all, Xoanon did try to take over the universe, but at least he looked good doing it.

10/10/2022

Brand new item for all you fans - a Returnal Token!
If you experience an accident or some such mishap that might bring you back to the proverbial square one, possession of this item somehow prevents that from happening.

09/05/2022

"How about a phaser? A low stun setting at just the right moment might do the trick..."

08/25/2022

A good accountant is important.

A change in the family business 🗄️

07/31/2022

She lived long and prospered. 🖖

07/28/2022