05/05/2026
✨🛸 ALIEN LABS & CONNECTED BRAND HAS LANDED 🛸✨
🌌 FEATURED DROP
Silver Spoon
Sativa Dominant Hybrid
Open the jar to a pungently gassy and sour aroma complimented by sweet minty high notes. This flower is dense, firm, sticky as glue and absolutely blasted with trichomes. A sweet, almost candy-like flavor on the pull, contrasted sharply with the tarry exhale.
Gascotti
Indica
Gascotti comes through loud and unmistakable. Dense, spongey buds shine with a silvery, wet frost over layers of lime and forest green, threaded with rusty orange pistils. The jar opens with a sharp rush of mentholated gas. Crack a nug and it only gets louder, coating the senses with fuel-forward funk and a subtle creamy sweetness underneath. On the inhale, pine and kerosene hit fast with immediate lung expansion. The exhale softens into floral lavender and a light powdered sugar finish, where the Biscotti influence.
BK Satellite
The primal aroma of earthy pine and lemon zest will teleport your senses to another land. As your eyes refocus after the time warp, you’ll observe the dark green flower muted by a thick coat of trichomes with an even scatter of copper pistils. The nugs are dense, sticky and cured to perfection for a slow and steady burn. As you inhale your tongue will be treated to a creamy lemon flavor with distinct minty notes transforming into a spicy earthen exhale. Crossed with Legend of Nigeria and Milky Way, this sativa will hit you with a cerebral punch to the noggin followed by a swift soothing sensation over your entire body having you feeling like you just passed through a Stargate head first.
Brain Wash
Your favorite celestial cultivators at Alien Labs met the deep forest dwellers at Talking Terps within an astral glade—Brainwash is the result of years of carefully considered deep tissue mind massages for your cerebral cortex. The smell places you in a spice market at noontime, seeking shade under the eaves of a ho**ah joint—herbal, sweet, citrusy, and minty in the slow swirl of heat.
🪐 Safety Disclaimer: 21+
• Educational purposes only • Consume responsibly • Follow local laws
