07/31/2026
Happy Friday, you sun baked children of the South, you! I hope you are finding ways to stay cool as we are on the doorstep of dog days. We know a few things about 100 degree heat and 100% humidity around here, so I'd wager you got this. South Cackalackey is not for the faint of heart. All you New Yorkers migrating here best be aware. The low cost of living comes with oppressive heat and cicadas.
Y'all! Are you counting the days yet? The ball of foot(the real one, not that poncey soccer mess) is right around the corner.
We have gradually been moving our collegiate gear to the forefront in the store.
Remember this daffy guy from last year? He set off the massive collegiate football gnome war of 2025. The whole shop was a wreck after each and every skirmish. This loudmouth and his silly EDM soundtrack are to blame. Please help us, SC fans! I beg of you...come get your gnome!
We'll see y'all down to the store!