The Millennial Hatter

The Millennial Hatter Crafting unique hats that 💅🏼slay 💇🏿‍♀️
Hat patterns that are a ✨️vibe✨️

Crafting unique hats that 💅🏼slay 💇🏿‍♀️
Hat patterns that are a ✨️vibe✨️

Items sold on on etsy and ko-fi

06/14/2026

My crocheting might look peaceful, but my thoughts? That’s a different story. 🤫🧵

​I like to think my creativity is where I funnel all my wild, 90s-kid energy so I can remain perfectly pleasant in real life. You're welcome, world! 😉

​Speaking of keeping my chaotic energy contained... what kind of character hat design should I bring to life next? Give me your wildest ideas in the comments! 👇
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06/12/2026

Coming for New England parents soon... 🏫☀️

​Schools out, chaos in!

​Once the final bell rings, finding even five un-interrupted minutes to stitch in peace becomes an absolute myth. We love our little rascals, but the summer break sanity struggle is so real. Hooking into some quiet time? Knot happening today!

​What's your go-to survival activity to keep the kids busy long enough for your sanity to make a quick comeback? Let me know below!
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Gotta stitch 'em all! 🧶✨​The Munchlax & Snorlax pattern bundle has officially landed in the shop! 💤🍔 This pattern is wil...
06/05/2026

Gotta stitch 'em all! 🧶✨

​The Munchlax & Snorlax pattern bundle has officially landed in the shop! 💤🍔 This pattern is wildly versatile, featuring small to large size hat bases so you can make sizes for the whole family! It includes awesome finish options like a classic beanie, a trendy bucket hat, or cozy earflaps—plus a newly added Mosslax version! 🌲💚 Grab your copy via the link in my bio on Etsy or Ko-fi! 🚀

​🌟 THANK YOU TO MY SNORLAX-SIZED SQUAD! 🌟

I’m totally Munchlax-ing on words for how incredible my 19 testers are! They didn't hit the snooze button; they woke up and absolutely crushed this test! 💤💖 Please show them some love:

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​🎉 WEEKEND FLASH SALE (Ends Sunday at midnight EST!) 🎉

Snag 30% off from today until Sunday midnight! ⏰
● ​On Etsy: Use code RELEASEDAY30 at checkout! 🛒
● ​On Ko-fi: Discount is already applied automatically! 🛍️

​Don't snooze on this deal, because when Monday hits, the sale takes a permanent nap! 😴🛑

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​Hatter Crew, check out the channel for an exclusive offer just for you! 🎩✨
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06/04/2026

The ultimate homebody plot twist! 🍕🧶

​I used to think I loved going out, but then my husband made our home so incredibly safe and cozy that my clubbing shoes got permanently replaced by crochet hooks and fuzzy socks! 😅

​Why head out when I can be parked in my favorite chair, crocheting and bingeing Netflix next to my favorite person? He really made me so comfortable that the living room couch became my favorite destination. There is honestly nothing better than a relationship where you can just completely unwind and be your quirky selves together.

​Are you team "Go Out" or team "Cozy Homebody"? Tag the person who made you love staying in! 👇
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