Wort Monkey Merch

03/11/2023

Wort Monkey Merch is closing down.

As much as I feel like this should be a sad event, it really isn’t. I’ve learned a lot and have connected with brewery folk around the world.

I just don’t have time for this, and honestly, I never have. Over the past two years I’ve gotten married, bought a house, become a landlord, and moved through multiple brewing positions in pursuit of learning as much as I can. This has never received the attention it needed and never will. My love for beer and free time will always trump this.

Starting today all shirts will be $5/ea and Glassware $4/ea.

I will run this sale until next Sunday (3/18).

To everyone who has shown support and connected with me, thank you. It was a privilege and I hope we can stay in touch. You can follow me here .salvatore

Cheers,
Dylan

10/24/2022

All things can connect.
- Valve to sight glass
- KO tee to tank
- Your career choice to your functional alcoholism

Tri Clamp Shirt $25/ea.


wortmonkeymerch.com
Store link in the bio.

02/17/2022

The newest release is a simple one.

“Tri-Clamp for the Occasion”
$25/ea

Check it out on our webstore:
wortmonkeymerch.com

Link in the bio.

01/23/2022

BIG TIME YEARLY SALE STARTS TODAY!!

It’s that time of year again. Beer people are the over worked and underpaid. You’ve been molded by your world to become a cheap ass.

So we oblige.

Stupid low prices for low life people all across our store for this entire week. We also have a new release for you too.

Triclamp for the Occasion
$25/ea.

It’s triclamps…but like, in different sizes…for like, different occasions.

Go. Run. Fast. To the cheap prices.

But not too fast because your non-slips aren’t that good. You bought the cheaper boots so you could get tacos and beer that week.

01/23/2022

12/18/2021

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wortmonkeymerch.com
Webstore link in the bio

12/15/2021

Become the dried krausen you scrub. Scumbag.

Cellar Dweller Tees $25/ea

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wortmonkeymerch.com
Webstore link in the bio.

12/07/2021

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12/06/2021

Nothing beats straight from the brite.

Zwickel & Pigtail Tee $25/ea.

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wortmonkeymerch.com
Webstore link in the bio

11/29/2021

And the cheapness continues for your cheap ass needs. Today is the last day to catch these low prices!

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wortmonkeymerch.com
Webstore link in the bio.

11/26/2021

Big discounts all over the webstore today. Go check it out!

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wortmonkeymerch.com
webstore link in the bio.

11/12/2021

And repeat forever.

Clean. Rinse. Sanitize. Purge. Pressurize. Tee $25/ea.

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wortmonkeymerch.com
Webstore link in the bio.