03/22/2026
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
If you spell “Chuck Norris” in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris once threw a gr***de and killed 50 people. Then it exploded.
When Chuck Norris swims, the water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
When God said “Let there be light,” Chuck Norris said “Say please.”
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.