My Cluck Hut

06/13/2026

If you get bit by mosquitoes and you don’t want to get by mosquitoes, get you a No-Mo Skeeto Bar. If you like getting bit by mosquitoes, then don’t. It’s that easy really. 🤷‍♂️

All natural, lasts up to 8-10 hours with one wash, and even comes with a scrubby sack and carabiner to clip it up to dry. Life hack, clip it up where you want to keep bugs away from I.e. the door of your tent or rv.

No plastic waste, no chemicals, and no making a trillionaire wealthier. He’s got enough wouldn’t you say? 🫠🫠🤦‍♂️

06/12/2026

Due to the amount of smooth brain bootlickers we get in our emails, we created a filter that looks for misinformation, erratic spelling and grammar, as well as hate speech. If it deems a message any of the above, it kicks out this automatic response.

Typically it’s one and done… Unless we hook ourselves an extra dumb one. 🤣🤣 We all were dying reading this when we got in this morning. The guy triggered an auto responder and threw himself a little Cluckin party. Then proceeded to turn into YODA, he did. 👀🤣

We obviously sent him an email this morning debunking every one of his false claims just in case he wanted to not be an ill-informed du***ss. 🤷‍♂️ we aren’t completely evil. Sheesh. 🙌🤣🤣

06/11/2026

THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE. 🙌

Also hillarious. Happy pride, m***a cluckas!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🙌🙌🤗🤗

by the way, 20% of the proceeds from our Smells Gay, Im in! Pride bar, and jar go directly to our incredible Homies at Nashville Launch Pad
So help us Give a Cluck! 🤗🤗🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Shout out to our fam Monte Pennington who’s “I don’t go straight, I go gaily forward joke” makes us laugh every single time. 😂😂😂
Monte Pennington

06/11/2026

06/11/2026

It’s just getting to be a lot for those of us who aren’t obsessed and just see humans for who they are and judge them by how they treat others. 🙌🤷‍♂️

Stop being weirdos, MAGA. Cool? Cool. 🫠🤦‍♂️

Happy Pride to everyone else and as always, stay woke, love folks, and wash yo’ ass! 😁😁🫶🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ love yall!

06/11/2026

If you are alive in America in 2026, you already know that data centers are not our friend. They are destroying entire ecosystems, communities, and driving energy costs through the roof. I know we typically keep a more national message, but today we need to focus on our community. We need your help — and we need it now. If we don’t get on this and make our voices heard, this company will sneak it through, no questions asked.

Please sign the petition, and if you can, show up today at 4 PM — 700 Ronald Reagan Way — for a public hearing.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming. Love y’all. 🐓

06/11/2026

If you haven’t read On Tyranny, get on that immediately, and for those who haven’t, remember that it is a look at tyranny throughout the 20th century. Any connections that you make to current times is entirely unintentional. Although, if you are making connections, and choose to remain silent, then you have chosen your side already. Be loud, choose love, and remember that no respectable person has ever lead through fear and intimidation. Stay woke, love folks, and Stay loud, mother cluckers! ✊✊🫡

06/10/2026

Do you support small business? Do you laugh at fascists? Wanna help us become the first business to make a “Business Offenders List”? We would be honored! Please like, comment, tag the White House, repost, and share. Leave it to billionaires to completely forget about small businesses. We are proud offenders, and we are sick of being forgotten by this regime. Let’s remind them that small businesses think they’re a complete joke too.

Don’t forget to pick up some soap from mycluckhut.com and get free shipping when you spend $48. It’s the best way to wash off the stank of fascism. As far as the fascists themselves, well… soap can only do so much. 🫠🫠🫠

Now stay woke, love folks, and wash your ass.

06/10/2026

may the odds be ever in our favor. 🙌🤷‍♂️

Although this is entirely satirical we are ready for the FBI at our door in 3.2… 🤣🤣

Now stay woke, love folks, and wash your ass!

06/09/2026

For a limited amount of time enjoy free shipping with all orders over $48 before it goes back to our $62 free shipping. It’s expensive for everybody right now and we hope this helps with your Bath and body needs. Get you some, fam! 🤗🫶🫶

Now stay woke, love folks, and wash your ass. ✊✊ love y’all!