The Dice Goblin

06/18/2026

Origins Game Fair : DAY 1 HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

The vendor hall doors are opening soon! The dice are shiny, the candles smell fantastic, and somehow we managed to get everything into Booth 1707 without triggering a random encounter.

Come visit us today from 10AM-6PM for all your candle and dice needs! Whether you're hunting for the perfect set of math rocks, looking to make your gaming table smell like adventure, or simply need a brief escape from the convention chaos, we've got you covered.

Stop by, say hello, sniff some candles, roll some dice, and enable our questionable life choices of bringing even more inventory next year.

📍 Origins Game Fair
🎲 Booth 1707
⏰ 10AM-6PM

06/16/2026

🚨 CORGI TRAVEL ADVISORY 🚨

Right now, the humans are taking us to Origins Game Fair . We filed several formal complaints, citing excessive walking, unfamiliar hotel rooms, and a severe lack of scheduled naps. Unfortunately, management ignored us.

As a result, The Dice Goblin will be CLOSED from June 16 through June 21 while the entire Goblin crew embarks on a legendary quest for shiny math rocks, new games, and treasures we absolutely intend to sniff.

We will reopen Monday, June 22 at 3PM.

While we're away, please remember:
🐾 Do not feed any wild goblins.
🐾 Do not attempt to roll initiative without adult supervision.
🐾 Do not ask how many dice the humans bought. Some truths are too frightening.

We'll be roaming the halls, making new friends, and collecting pets.

When we return, expect tales of adventure, piles of new goodies, and two very tired corgis who somehow still have enough energy to cause problems.

See you on June 22 at 3PM!

🐶 Lily & Cheddar
Traveling Goblins, Professional Snack Inspectors, and Temporary Convention Celebrities

06/15/2026

This is Lily and Cheddar reporting live from The Dice Goblin.

Tonight is your LAST CHANCE to visit us before we embark on our first pilgrimage to Origins Game Fair!

🐾 Open TODAY (Monday) from 3PM-9PM
D&D with Ed from 6PM-9PM
Table Status: FULL
Treat Status: Also FULL

Tomorrow, we will be loading our humans into the car and escorting them to Origins, where they will spend several days vending our candles and 3D prints.

The Dice Goblin will be CLOSED from June 16 through June 21 while we conduct important convention business, including:
✔️ Accepting belly rubs
✔️ Searching for snacks
✔️ Searching for more snacks
✔️ Posing for selfies with our adoring fans (looking at you Foam Brain Games and Hymgho Dice)

We will return and reopen on Monday, June 22 at 3PM. Until then, be brave. Be strong. Roll with advantage.

And if anyone asks where we are, tell them we're on a quest.

Lily & Cheddar
Convention Goblins, Snack Inspectors, and Professional Enablers of Bad Dice Decisions

06/10/2026

06/10/2026

IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY!!!

To celebrate another year of excessive zoomies, unauthorized squeaky dragon acquisitions, and questionable snack-related decisions, we will be holding court at The Dice Goblin until 4:30 PM today.

As part of our birthday festivities, ALL pet products are 20% OFF!

🐉 Squeaky dragons? On sale.
🦌 Elk antlers? On sale.
🐱 Cat toys for your household goblins? On sale.
🕯️ Lily & Cheddar candles? Also on sale, because apparently humans enjoy things that smell nice.

This is the perfect opportunity to spoil your furry party members while we accept birthday wishes, compliments, treats, and admiration.

Please note: We cannot guarantee a calm shopping experience. There is a very real possibility of corgi chaos and spontaneous tail wagging.

📍 50 E Main St., Mount Joy, PA

06/09/2026

Hello, yes, it is I, Cheddar, Middle Management. I am personally supervising the candle workshop as the humans prepare for Origins Game Fair which appears to involve a suspicious amount of packing, labeling, and me not being allowed to “help” with the packing peanuts. Rude.

Quality control is underway. I have sniffed approximately 87% of the inventory, judged everyone’s efficiency, and accepted payment in treats only.

To our goblin friends headed to Origins... who are we seeing there?! Come say hi, boop the supervisor, and witness the organized chaos in person.

06/08/2026

After careful review of our schedules, treat inventory, and birthday party planning committee, we've approved this week's hours at The Dice Goblin.

But first, the most important news:

🎂 IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY WEEK! 🎂

That's right. Two whole years of professional treat inspection, customer greetings, toy destruction, and maintaining the highest standards of goblin-level chaos.

Now for the schedule:

Monday: 3PM-9PM
D&D with Ed (FULL)

Tuesday: Closed
(Naps are a critical part of our operational strategy.)

🎂 Wednesday: 12PM-4:30PM
Happy Birthday to us! Our hours are a little different today and we will be closing early for a private event, which means no D&D.

Thursday: 3PM-9PM
D&D with Paul (FULL)

Friday: 12PM-6PM
Tomb of Annihilation with Josh (FULL)

Saturday: 12PM-6PM

Sunday: 12PM-4PM
Game room reserved from 1PM-4PM.

Stop by this week to celebrate our birthday, browse some games, roll some dice, and help us convince our paw-rents that birthday corgis deserve extra snacks for the entire month of June.

📍 50 E. Main St., Mount Joy, PA

06/06/2026

GOBLIN SCHEDULE UPDATE

The goblins have been informed that we have a private event this evening, which means we'll be closing our treasure hoard a little early today at 4:30 PM.

Please do not panic. The dice will continue plotting world domination. Lily and Cheddar have already filed several formal complaints with management.

We'll reopen tomorrow at 12:00 PM and resume our regularly scheduled nerdy chaos.

Thank you for understanding, and remember: if you arrive at 4:31 PM, you'll simply find a locked door and the faint sound of goblins rolling initiative in the distance.

📍 50 E. Main St., Mount Joy, PA

06/05/2026

To the Donegal High School Class of 2026,

Tonight, you roll your final initiative at Donegal—and it’s a natural 20.

You’ve spent the past few years building your character: gaining XP through challenges, leveling up with every late-night study session, group project, and lesson learned. And now? You’re ready to embark on your next campaign.

Whether your next adventure leads you to new realms of study, a job in the real world, or uncharted territory, remember: you are the hero of your story. You don’t need to know every rule—just trust your instincts, keep your party close, and never be afraid to reroll after a setback.

Equip your courage, wield your creativity, and never underestimate the power of kindness in a world that often needs it most. The quest ahead won’t always be easy—but the greatest stories rarely are.

From the halls of Donegal to the world beyond, may your dice roll true and your adventures be legendary.

Congratulations, Class of 2026—your next chapter begins now.

06/03/2026

Reports reached Goblin Headquarters that our space at the Lancaster Troll Market was looking suspiciously empty.

We have since corrected this problem by hauling in fresh treasures and refilling the shelves with an amount of enthusiasm that should probably be regulated.

The hoard has been replenished. The trolls are pleased. The goblins are temporarily satisfied.

Stop by the Lancaster Troll Market and claim your loot before we have to do this all over again next week.

📍Lancaster Troll Market
44 N. Queen St., Lancaster, PA

🕑 Hours
Monday closed
Tuesday-Friday 11am-6pm
Saturday 10am–6pm
Sunday 12pm–5pm