06/21/2026
Dear Daddio,
This is our sixth Father’s Day. The first one was just after you had brought me home and told everyone I was your baby.
That was optimistic.
I didn’t realize how much work there was to be done.
Since then, I have supervised your painting, your gardening, your gallery work, your neighborhood walks, and your afternoon reading sessions.
Especially your afternoon reading sessions.
You fall asleep in the chair.
I make sure nothing happens while you’re sleeping.
It’s an important job.
I’ve also protected you from Amazon delivery drivers, inspected countless snacks, accompanied you on road trips, changed the temperature you keep the thermostat, and allowed you to appear in many of my photographs.
For reasons I still don’t fully understand, people seem to think I’m the one following you around.
The truth is, someone has to keep an eye on you.
Happy Father’s Day, Daddio.
Thank you for the treats.
Thank you for the adventures.
Thank you for always saving me a spot nearby.
Now wake up.
I think it’s time for a walk.
Love,
Mylo
Chief Supervisor, Treat Inspector and Chair Nap Security Officer