Conquer Engraving

Conquer Engraving Welcome to Conquer Engraving, where precision meets pride.
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😂🐮 You have that one friend who brings facts… and zero tolerance.Introducing the cutting board that says what you’re alr...
02/14/2026

😂🐮 You have that one friend who brings facts… and zero tolerance.
Introducing the cutting board that says what you’re already thinking:
“I checked my receipt.
I didn’t buy any of your bullsh*t.”
Perfect for: ✔️ Kitchens with attitude
✔️ Farmhouse vibes with a backbone
✔️ That one friend who cannot be gaslit
Engraved bold on a sleek black board with just enough sass to keep dinner interesting.
Hang it up. Use it. Gift it.
Either way, it’s a conversation starter… or ender. 😌🔥
Custom colors and sayings available from Conquer Engraving.
Because sometimes décor should come with a warning label.

Prairie Moon Thrifts reached out because they needed another sign made. We can't thank our customers enough, especially ...
02/13/2026

Prairie Moon Thrifts reached out because they needed another sign made. We can't thank our customers enough, especially our repeat customers! 🥰 Thank you!!

02/13/2026

Will you help us? Our posts are reaching 10 people max. A simple like helps but a share is amazing 😍

Also, check out our page to see what we've been up to!

Some things hit different.This one isn’t loud.It isn’t sarcastic.It isn’t edgy.It’s the last thing they see before they ...
02/12/2026

Some things hit different.
This one isn’t loud.
It isn’t sarcastic.
It isn’t edgy.
It’s the last thing they see before they walk out the door.
“Love you, be safe.”
Mounted right on the door frame so it’s impossible to miss.
A daily reminder for kids heading to school.
For spouses leaving for work.
For anyone you love walking out into the world.
Simple. Clean. Meaningful.
Custom colors available to match your home.
Because sometimes the smallest sign says the biggest thing. 🤍
Message Conquer Engraving to get yours made or find us at Curious Chameleon.

02/12/2026

Almost mesmerizing 😍

😂☕ WHEN “BLESSED & PATIENT” LEAVES THE CHAT.This tumbler is for:Mornings that start rudePeople who’ve tried deep breathi...
01/27/2026

😂☕ WHEN “BLESSED & PATIENT” LEAVES THE CHAT.
This tumbler is for:
Mornings that start rude
People who’ve tried deep breathing and chose chaos instead
Anyone who’s officially out of f***s by 9am
Bold. Red. Unapologetic.
Just like your attitude before caffeine.
✔️ Keeps drinks hot or cold
✔️ Says what you’re already thinking
✔️ Pairs well with silence, sarcasm, and personal space
Perfect gift for coworkers, friends, or yourself (because therapy is expensive).
Available now from Conquer Engraving — custom options always welcome.
Also available at Curious Chameleon!
Drink responsibly. Judge freely. 😈🔥

😼☕ THIS CUP CHOSE VIOLENCE.For the brave soul who loves their cat… but also lives in fear of it.This tumbler says what y...
01/21/2026

😼☕ THIS CUP CHOSE VIOLENCE.

For the brave soul who loves their cat… but also lives in fear of it.
This tumbler says what you think every time you step on a toy, get judged at 4am, or realize the cat owns the house now.
✔️ Keeps drinks hot or cold
✔️ Pairs perfectly with side-eye from your cat
✔️ May cause your cat to stare directly into your soul
Great gift for:
Cat people in denial
Cat people in acceptance
Anyone whose pet has HR authority
Available now from Conquer Engraving.
Custom sayings welcome — because your cat already knows your secrets anyway. 😏

⚠️ WARNING: This cup will absolutely get you judged in public.☠️And that’s kinda the point.For the people who are DONE b...
01/20/2026

⚠️ WARNING: This cup will absolutely get you judged in public.☠️
And that’s kinda the point.

For the people who are DONE being polite, DONE whispering, and DONE pretending they don’t know exactly what’s going on.

This tumbler says what your inside voice has been screaming since 2019. ☕🔥
✔️ Keeps coffee hot
✔️ Keeps water cold
✔️ Keeps patience nonexistent
✔️ May cause awkward silence in HR meetings

Not for everyone.
Definitely for your people.
Available now from Conquer Engraving — custom options available if you want to make it even more unhinged. 😏

🎣 MASTER BAITER. 🎣Yep. We said it. And you thought it first. 😏Perfect koosie for lake days, boat rides, fishing buddies,...
01/20/2026

🎣 MASTER BAITER. 🎣

Yep. We said it. And you thought it first. 😏
Perfect koosie for lake days, boat rides, fishing buddies, and anyone with a strong sense of humor and an even stronger hook game. Keeps your drink cold while your jokes stay questionable.
✔️ Custom engraved
✔️ Built for the boat, dock, or cooler
✔️ Makes a killer gift (or an even better conversation starter)
If you know… you know.
DM Conquer Engraving to snag one — or customize your own before fishing season really kicks off.

🔥 NEW BOARD DROP! 🔥For anyone who needs to remind their family — gently or not-so-gently — that the kitchen is NOT a com...
12/10/2025

🔥 NEW BOARD DROP! 🔥

For anyone who needs to remind their family — gently or not-so-gently — that the kitchen is NOT a communal decision-making zone…

👉 “MY KITCHEN, MY RULES.”
Translation: Get out of mom’s kitchen before she turns into Gordon Ramsay with a wooden spoon. 😂

🎁 Perfect for gifts, housewarming, or that one person who threatens everyone with a spatula when they hover too close to the stove. 🔪

Available now through Conquer Engraving!
Custom designs? Yep, we do that too.

🖤 These turned out WAY too good not to share.💎Our really good friends over at Prairie Moon Thrifts & Prairie Moon Cryst...
12/06/2025

🖤 These turned out WAY too good not to share.💎

Our really good friends over at Prairie Moon Thrifts & Prairie Moon Crystals saw the slate plaque we made for our own booth… and next thing you know, we’re engraving a whole set for theirs.

Slate always looks classy, but somehow their logos made it look even better. 🙌
Nothing beats creating something for people you genuinely care about.

If you haven’t checked them out yet, do yourself a favor:
👉 Go follow Prairie Moon Crystals and Prairie Moon Thrifts!
They’ve got live sales, crystals, thrifts, cool finds, and honestly just great vibes all around. Support good people doing good things.

Thanks again, guys — we appreciate the trust!
More projects like this coming soon.

🎉 Big News! Conquer Engraving is officially at The Curious Chameleon! 🦎We’ve set up our very first booth — packed with c...
11/08/2025

🎉 Big News! Conquer Engraving is officially at The Curious Chameleon! 🦎

We’ve set up our very first booth — packed with custom engraved tumblers, cutting boards, coasters, ornaments, and a few “Oppsie Collection” pieces that aren’t quite perfect but definitely priced right.

🎄 Christmas designs are already out, plus plenty of everyday favorites — from “Shark Coochie Boards” 🦈 to “Treats for Santa” trays and everything in between.

Come by The Curious Chameleon in Manhattan, KS and check it out in person!
👉 Grab a gift, laugh at a few of the sayings, and support a local veteran-owned small business.

If you see something you like (or want something custom), just message us — we do personalized orders too! Someone said we also ship!! 🔥

Conquer Engraving — Made to Last, Meant to Laugh.

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Manhattan, KS
66502–66503, 66505-66506

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