The Woodsmith

The Woodsmith We keep it weird, woodsy, and wonderfully clean. Scrub up, buttercup.

Welcome to the wild world of the Woodsmith—home of Twisted Beaver Soaps, perfectly perky Boobies, gritty Pioneer bars, earthy Hippy Soaps, Witches Skulls Wax Melts and more.

06/16/2026

Sobe, in the glass bottle. Orange-Carrot was my favorite.

what was yours?

I planted my gifted fruit cocktail tree today. Not the ideal weather to be planting trees in, but I wanted to get it in...
06/16/2026

I planted my gifted fruit cocktail tree today. Not the ideal weather to be planting trees in, but I wanted to get it in the ground before fire season takes off.

Things will work out. I can face any challenge.
06/16/2026

Things will work out. I can face any challenge.

Apparently I haven't used my flatbed enough this year 😆🌱
06/14/2026

Apparently I haven't used my flatbed enough this year 😆🌱

🚨 FATHER'S DAY ALERT: GIVE DAD BO***ES 🚨Shopping for dads is impossible.He already bought himself the thing he wanted.He...
06/14/2026

🚨 FATHER'S DAY ALERT: GIVE DAD BO***ES 🚨

Shopping for dads is impossible.

He already bought himself the thing he wanted.He claims he doesn't need anything.And if you ask what he'd like for Father's Day, he'll say, "I don't know."

Problem solved.

Get him a pair of Butt Naked Bo***es.

Nothing says "I appreciate everything you've done for this family" quite like handing Dad a pair of bo***es and watching him try to act mature about it.

Possible side effects include:

⚠️ Carrying them around the house to show everyone.

⚠️ Telling the same boobie joke at least 17 times.

⚠️ Laughing every time someone asks, "How was your shower?"

⚠️ Refusing to use them because they're "too nice to wash with."

⚠️ Randomly announcing, "I'm gonna go play with my bo***es."

Perfect for dads, grandpas, husbands, stepdads, and any grown man whose sense of humor peaked somewhere around age 12.

Because socks wear out.

Bo***es are forever.

Available in my Etsy shop. Chocolate and Butt-naked Scents 😉

https://whimsicalmagicmaker.etsy.com

🚨 FATHER'S DAY SPECIAL: BUTT NAKED BO***ES 🚨Let's face it... Dads are notoriously hard to shop for.They already have eno...
06/13/2026

🚨 FATHER'S DAY SPECIAL: BUTT NAKED BO***ES 🚨
Let's face it... Dads are notoriously hard to shop for.
They already have enough tools. They don't want another tie. And nobody needs a mug that says "World's Okayest Dad."
What they DO need is a pair of Butt Naked Bo***es.
They're guaranteed to make him laugh, confuse him, and possibly cause him to spend an awkward amount of time washing his bo***es in the shower.
Warning: ⚠️ Dropping a boobie in the shower may result in panic. ⚠️ Excessive boobie washing may lead to unusually clean hands. ⚠️ May cause uncontrollable dad jokes.
Whether you're shopping for Dad, Grandpa, your husband, or that guy who still giggles at fart jokes, these bo***es are the gift they never knew they needed.
Because nothing says "Happy Father's Day" quite like handing a grown man a pair of bo***es and telling him to take them into the shower.
Available in my Etsy shop. 😉

https://whimsicalmagicmaker.etsy.com

06/11/2026

I hate spam calls.

This one was about my mortgage. Claiming I didn't fill out a paper for something for the bank 😆😆 nice try buddy, I dont have a bank loan for my mortgage. What a tool.

I get easily distracted by shiny things 😆 when I was taking Karma out I saw this shiny thing in the street and it turned...
06/11/2026

I get easily distracted by shiny things 😆 when I was taking Karma out I saw this shiny thing in the street and it turned out to be an old squished fishing lure.

A volunteer in my planter from last year!
06/10/2026

A volunteer in my planter from last year!

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