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Hello Friday!! Don't forget to put our book signing with Rebecca Rule, author of "Who Loves Blueberries" on your weekend...
08/21/2026

Hello Friday!! Don't forget to put our book signing with Rebecca Rule, author of "Who Loves Blueberries" on your weekend agenda! If you can't make it tomorrow, purchase the book and leave it with us to get it signed! Hope to see you tomorrow!

Come in and get your signed copies!!
08/20/2026

Come in and get your signed copies!!

"His musings are still relevant in book form."

That review was on Amazon last year. I'm not sure which one of my books it was for. It just caught my eye.

Some might take it as a slight, but not Ol' TC.

I look at that sentence and think, "I might still have it."

"Still relevant" is a compliment. Backhanded, but slightly warming to my cockles, and what's wrong with that?

Recently, after an unexpected uptick in book sales, I noticed that some of you haven't written a review. You don't have to; I am not the boss of you, but it would help keep me relevant in the eyes of the Amazon Algorithm gods.

You'd find the time to rate a potatoe peeler you bought on Amazon.

*And you willl certainly will find time to point out that I spelled potato wrong in that last sentence.*

One would think you could use that same energy to drop a review of at least two of the four of my books. Heck, review all four; it helps, and you've claimed you are a helper for years.

As a matter of fact, I would wager there will be one or two comments pointing out that I misspelled potato, and you might even mention that it was the ultimate downfall of Dan Quayle's political career, and would certainly put a crimp in the career of a writer.

Ha! I say.

I can picture some agitated grammarian becoming suddenly delighted, eyes widening, when they see how I spelled potato(e), and stopping right there to rush to the comments to shine a light on the foible—reading no further. It's the little things that make people happy. Let's not steal their joy.

It helps that algorithm, too.

Not all heroes wear capes; some brag about Scrabble scores.

In any event, my books are available at many bookstores nationwide, certainly all the cool bookstores in Maine, so you don't have to buy your books from Amazon to review my books on Amazon.

In fact, Berry Vines Floral and Gift Shop in East Machias, Maine, recently let me into the back door to sign their stock of my tomes, so you can get them there—and maybe a bouquet of flowers and some chocolate for a loved one.

They were out of "The Detective in the Dooryard," but that happens a lot. I think people like to buy thicker books when they cost the same as thinner volumes. We are all about value, aren't we?

I must say, last year's "Donut Holes for the Soul" gets some great reviews; I heard Dan Quayle said it was my *bestest yet.

*No, he didn't.*

Buy a book, read the stuff here, drop a review if you find the time. And remember the plural of potato is potatoes, so the former VP wasn't all that far off the mark.

I appreciate all of you. Thanks to Deb at Berry Vines for carrying my signed books.

Most importantly, keep your hands to yourself, leave other people's things alone, and be kind to one another.

From the Jagged Edge of America, I remain,

Just
TC

If you haven't already check out our August "kid"preneur take the time and get SLIMED!!  Shop Hours: Monday thru Friday ...
08/20/2026

If you haven't already check out our August "kid"preneur take the time and get SLIMED!! Shop Hours: Monday thru Friday 9-5 and this Week Only 10-3 on Saturday!!

🎉 Public Service Announcement!! 🎉
08/19/2026

🎉 Public Service Announcement!! 🎉

Blueberry🫐 Season is not done just quite yet!  Come in on Saturday, August 22nd from 1-2:30 to have the book, "Who Loves...
08/18/2026

Blueberry🫐 Season is not done just quite yet! Come in on Saturday, August 22nd from 1-2:30 to have the book, "Who Loves Blueberries" signed by Maine Author, Rebecca Rule. It's a great addition to your children's library or an early start to Christmas shopping!

08/17/2026
Enjoy Sunday and your time at the 50th Machias Wild Blueberry Festival! Stop by the Masonic Hall in Machias and purchase...
08/16/2026

Enjoy Sunday and your time at the 50th Machias Wild Blueberry Festival! Stop by the Masonic Hall in Machias and purchase a blueberry for the 1st Annual Dwight Whitney Sr. Blueberry Roll! See you on Monday!!

Locally sourced, wrapped and ready bouquets are now available!Sunflowers, buplerium, astilbe and explosion grass. A Summ...
08/14/2026

Locally sourced, wrapped and ready bouquets are now available!
Sunflowers, buplerium, astilbe and explosion grass. A Summer Garden Treat!

Bright blue is the sky for the beginning of the 50th Machias Wild Blueberry Festival🫐🫐🫐 Stop in to shop for your air con...
08/14/2026

Bright blue is the sky for the beginning of the 50th Machias Wild Blueberry Festival🫐🫐🫐 Stop in to shop for your air conditioned comfort. We are featuring Field Fresh Blueberries and Maine made items. Open Today, Friday 9-5 and Saturday 10-4

08/14/2026

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