10/20/2013
FUNCO here we come...
You are cordially invited to join me in the Grand Re-Opening of FUNCO's Funhouse. Thirteen years ago today, the FUNCO toy store was closed down due to the gruesome murders that took place within these walls. Bodies were found bound, gagged, brutally beaten, and even decapitated. No one really knows what really happened that night, but many are aware of the dark past surrounding this place.
As legend has it, a group of high schoolers gathered at this abandoned toy store on HALLOWEEN and stumbled upon a OUIJA board in the basement. Not aware of the disturbing history of the building and the horrific events that preceded many years before them, they felt the urge to play with the board. Never realizing that their actions would unleash the dark entity that haunted their dreams, and that of their parents. Needless to say, they never made it past that night. Some people think the board was left behind intentionally to keep the portal between earth and hell open. Others believe that Harold Jest, the store's original owner, left it behind while trying to fulfill his fascination with the dead. In case the name sounds familiar, it is. He would eventually be known as Jester The Molester, the most ruthless pe*****le know to man. A man who posed as a clown and lured kids into the store's basement, only to torture them and have his way with them and anybody else that uncovered his dark and dirty secret.
And now today, one last time, the store will be opening the doors to you, the public, for our annual costume party. Will you join us for an innocent game on the OUIJA? Are you willing to find out the truth behind the horrific chain of events that transpired? Please be advised of a few things, if you do attend... Costumes are a MUST! NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Any little effort is appreciated. Plus, for your safety, it would benefit you since the spirits won't be able to identify you and follow you home. Also, please remember to bring your appetites. We plan on you leaving stuffed in one way or another. Hope to see you soon. Lastly, PLEASE RSVP! We need an accurate body count. Don't ask...
