12/08/2025
After a spiritually confusing, DMT-induced rager across 7 continents and at least 3 dimensions, & woke up, checked their pockets, and hit up a group of Superplastic alumni to buy the company for:
• $98 in cash 💸
•Guggi’s matte black 1963 Ferrari Daytona 🏎
• And Janky’s treasured stash of signed post-concert Taylor Swift underwear 🩲✨
While cleaning up the crime scene, we found THREE DOZEN palettes of dead stock, rare, never-seen Superplastic toys hiding in Janky’s B**M dungeon.
We need the money to make new toys, so we’re clearing them out to fans for nearly nothing over the next few months.
Check the website starting TOMORROW at 1pm EST/10am PST for unreleased 🔥.
