BluffDuck

05/26/2024

A London fog with green tea...a London frog.

04/08/2024

I have my binochulars ready. When does this eclipse start?

02/02/2024

08/27/2023

Do you eat your corn on the cob from right to left or left to right? Well, my corn goes from left to right but, I guess my head moves from right to left. Unless I''m hanging from the ceiling..

03/27/2022

Aren't you so glad the FBI and the government " has your back"? John Dillinger was sitting in a crowded theater when the house lights came on. An announcement was made informing the public and showing pictures of him. Then the direction was given for everyone to look to their left, now look to your right. If Dillinger also turns as instructed, everyone to the left of him sees the back of his head while everyone to the right is looking away from him, and again looking the other way.

03/27/2022

I'm finalizing my f**k-it list. My list of things I'm going to make damn sure don't happen before I die.

01/28/2022

I wake up with this stuff in my head waiting for me to get there from the twain in between sleep and wake .. is that because I sleep with PBS news radio on all night softly?... Have you played that word game I'm addicted to boggle? Please join us in Bitwordy.com Open room. people say I'm wasting time playing that game so much.... My wife used to sit around reading books all the time.. since my game is a word game maybe it's no less productive than sitting around reading... But my game has no theme and storyline it's just finding random words on a grid.... But her books are also fiction which is more random than fact or real life.... And if enough monkeys using enough typewriters will eventually produce Shakespeare... Then I am no more wasting time on playing my game, except my monkeys are using a very large typewriter with a key for each word in the language...

11/21/2021

I called a strait-jacket retailer, I thought the plaid with a peppermint twist would look good on my wife. The sales person replied, we do have one but, no one has ever escaped from it so the gentleman who tried it on will be included in the purchase....

10/10/2021

I had never seen a low rider Ford explorer before. It was cool. Then it parked and six fat people jumped out.

10/02/2021

The best criminals are the ones who are never caught or seen... You want me to name a few? I can't, no one knows who they are...

09/25/2021

The devil wanted to hook up some air conditioning for his office but he didn't have any engineers capable of pulling off a job that big. So he asked God if he could borrow a superb engineer. God granted him an engineer who was able to pull off the amazing job of cooling the offices of hell. So months went by as the devil enjoyed his new place of work and he neglected to return the engineer to his place in heaven with God. God then, not knowing what else to do, informed the devil that if he did not return his asset he would sue him in court. The devil replied, "Where are you going to find any lawyers?"