05/31/2026
POV: You show up for frog giggin’ in shorts because “One Leg only” gets wet.
End up 600 acres deep in the Florida wilderness python hunting with zero prep because your buddy watched 2 YouTube videos.
See everything EXCEPT snakes.
Buggy dies in the darkest corner at 1am.
Your friend who joked about leaving people stranded... actually leaves to get gas.
30 minutes of bug bites later you’re 99% sure you’ve been abandoned.
Plot twist: He comes back.
Bonus loot: Got to check out a race boat in a prison work camp garage.
Florida, man. 10/10 would limp through velociraptor grass again.