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🤠 Friday Humor/ weekend challenge Fair & Rodeo Survival Guide edition

The 95th Annual Blanco County Fair & Rodeo is here, and the Precinct 1 Constable’s Office would like to offer a few helpful tips for the weekend.

Before leaving home, make sure you have:

✅ Your wallet
✅ Your keys
✅ Comfortable boots
✅ A healthy appetite

Because fair food has a way of turning:

“I’m just stopping by for a few minutes…”into:

“Well, I guess one Lions Club hamburger won’t hurt.”

…followed by a second Lions Club hamburger, a funnel cake, ice cream, and a promise to start eating healthier on Monday. 😄

We would also like to remind everyone that a trip to the Blanco County Fair is part community event, part family reunion, and part catching up with people you haven’t seen in a while.

The current record for hearing:

“Hey! I know you!”

is believed to be every 15 feet. 😂

Last and finally, a public safety warning:

We strongly encourage:

🐎 Watching the rodeo
🎡 Enjoying the fair
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Spending time with family
🍔 Supporting the Lions Club hamburger stand

But we do not recommend:

👢 Wearing brand-new boots to the fair for the first time.

Many have tried….

Few have succeeded !

Have a great weekend, support our youth exhibitors, enjoy the rodeo, eat a Lions Club hamburger (or two), and make some great memories at the 95th Annual Blanco County Fair & Rodeo.

Be safe this weekend, Blanco County!
Constable Patrick Fisher

Honor • Faith • Integrity

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