09/28/2025
Okay, friends… I’ve been documenting my life’s chaos for far too long, and I’m thinking about turning it into a book. Full of margarita explosions, tiny flea-infested fluffballs, and somehow surviving every parenting, dating, and life disaster. Would you read this? Honest feedback appreciated. Heres a sample forst draft of chapter 1
Chapter 1 Margarita Catastrophes
Some people collect stamps, some people collect coins. Me? I collect chaos. Preferably the kind that comes with a cocktail in hand and a side of did that really just happen? No one is going to believe this happens in real life.
Take the Margarita incident for example, it was Tuesday, technically a normal summer day but by 6:17 PM Santa Claus and the glass in my hand decided it no longer wanted to hold its frozen citrus contents. One second I was holding a perfectly chilled frozen concoction. Then boom the margarita had transformed into a frosty explosion spraying across the counter, the floor, my shirt, and somehow against all laws of physics my dogs and the Santa Claus tug toy (Santa Claus was still smiling up at me).
I stood frozen then laughed hysterically, my family started and rolled their eyes as I said new chapter title unlocked: Santa Claus and the Exploding Margarita glass.
Cue the mess, the baths for the dogs and the realization that life is better messy than perfect. Especially if you can turn the disaster into a story worth telling later—preferably one that gets shared via text in VIP chaos updates with a wink and a hint of I survived, barely, but look how epic it was.
And that my dear readers is how I discovered my margaritas are less drinks, more confetti cannons.
This book is my story, a collection of laugh out loud did that really happen moments (yes it did). It’s a collection of chaos, laughter, and small moments that make life perfectly imperfect. Its for all the women who sometimes question their own worth, sanity, and love as they struggle to get it all done, all while wondering if anyone ever notices the mess they’re juggling. The world is messy, hilarious, and sometimes unbelievably catastrophic but its worth chronicling.
