02/04/2026
Alright Glendale, spread the word, this bug-eyed bastard just robbed us!
Dude got away with a weird mix of sports cards, comics, Magic: The Gathering, Pokรฉmon cards, and some cash. $60 straight from the till like the classy thief he is.
Shop owners, if someone walks in trying to flip this random combo of nerd gold, give us a shout. The dead giveaway is a red LeBron James jersey patch.
Help us ID this clown and get our stuff back. Thanks, friends! ๐คฌ๐ธ๐