For Pete's Sake Cards

07/22/2025

Is anyone else having a rough week, or maybe even month, year or decade??????

It sucks when you can't seem to get out of your own way or fix your bad attitude!

One way to relieve some of these feelings is to get it off your chest, or in this instance wear it on your chest or back!

I guess wearing one of these shirts is a better way to express your thoughts instead of hitting someone over the head!

Laugh at little at your and others expense!

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06/26/2025

PICKLE MY BALLS!

NO ONE LIKES A SOFT D**K!

HAPPINESS IS D**KING AND DRINKING!

If you didn’t laugh, even a little, at any of these you need to seek professional help ASAP!

Wear one of these shirts on the court and lighten things up!

I know you know at least one pickleball player that needs to pull their paddle out of their arse!

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06/25/2025

Calling All Kava Lovers!

Let’s share the love with the Kava community!

BULA everyone!

Sit back, relax, drink some Kava and Be Unique, Live Authentically

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Or use this link: https://theconstantchaos.com/collections/kava-shirts-and-sweatshirts

Use Discount Code- "Summer 2025"- for 15% off your order!

06/25/2025

SINGLE!

So what if you are Single?

Sometimes people make that “word” sound so Taboo!

Let me tell you, sometimes being single can be pretty damn fantastic!

Think about all of the people you know who are in a miserable relationship!

Just say F it and laugh at it all!

Dating is so absolutely ridiculous, that it I wrote a book about it!

Wear one of these shirts and share your thoughts on dating with the world!

Put a smile on someone else’s face!

Life is ridiculous and dating is just one tiny part of this crazy journey called life!

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Use Discount Code- "Summer 2025"- for 15% off your order!

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Lori L. Hardacker is a first-time author who had, unfortunately, experienced the dating world for over 25 years. The stories she has accumulated and her opinions on dating will cause others laughter, joy, pain and tears. She is emotionally, mentally and physically exhausted from the "dating roller c...

06/24/2025

Is anyone else having a rough week, or maybe even month, year or decade??????

It sucks when you can't seem to get out of your own way or fix your bad attitude!

One way to relieve some of these feelings is to get it off your chest, or in this instance wear it on your chest or back!

I guess wearing one of these shirts is a better way to express your thoughts instead of hitting someone over the head!

Laugh at little at your and others expense!

Check out: theconstantchaos.com

Or use this link: https://theconstantchaos.com/collections/not-today

Use Discount Code- "Summer 2025"- for 15% off your order!

05/22/2025

The school season is coming to a close!

It is time to give a BIG THANKS to every teacher for "EVERYTHING" they do!

Add a little humor to your usually boring gift and put a well-deserved smile on your child's teacher's face!

Stickers, Mugs, T-Shirts, Sweatshirts and Hoodies Available!

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05/16/2025

It is Friday and that means it is time for a bit of fun and sarcasm!

For those of you that have a bodacious rear end like me, these shirts are for us!!!

Just choose how derogatory you want to be. Today, I feel like using the more profane word.

These shirts and a heck load of a lot more are available at:

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12/10/2024

It is that time of year for Holiday shopping and frustration over what to give!

Are you tired of giving the same, old boring gifts and want to shake things up?

If so, Constant Chaos Products has the gifts for you!

Funny mugs, t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies for Golfers, Pickleball Players, Dog owners and a whole lot more.

You can also order personalized shirts for your friends and family members!

Check out the store at:

theconstantchaos.com.

03/29/2024

The shirts of the day! Today is Friday, so let's let loose and shake things up with a little sarcasm!

For all you Pickleball Players out there! You have got to stroke it to succeed!

For the single ladies who would rather spend time with their canine companion instead of going on a date!

03/05/2024

Constant Chaos card and shirts of the day!

Do you feel like you need medication to talk to or even be near someone?

Are you single and a dog mom or dad who would rather spend time with your canine companion than go on a date?

What about those of you who are in the Hospitality Industry who want to strangle your customers?

Well, Constant Chaos Products has the shirts and cards you are looking for!

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03/04/2024

For Pete's Sake Cards is now a part of Constant Chaos Products.

Here are the shirts of the day for all of the golfers out there and all of our single dog moms, and our our card of the day for anyone who is sick of listening to someone talk!

Order yours today at:

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02/23/2024

FOR PETE'S SAKE CARDS HAS MOVED TO CONSTANT CHAOS PRODUCTS, SO PLEASE CHECK OUT ALL OF OUR CARDS THERE!!

Funny, Unique and Personalized Golf, RV, Hospitality, Dog, Singles and Sports T-Shirts, Sweatshirts and Hoodies!

We create personalized shirts of you and your canine companion!

We can also create personalized shirts for your Country Club or RV park!

For Pete's Sake Cards Greeting Card Line is your way to say those words on a card because you are too afraid to say them out loud!

A hysterical and often times inappropriate non-fiction book about dating in the world today. Lori, the author, has been on 50 podcasts discussing her book and what her thoughts are about dating today and what a hot mess it is to be single!

New items are always being added! Coming soon, funny coffe mugs, wine glasses, totes and a whole lot more!

Check out our store at: THECONSTANTCHAOS.COM

If you are interested personalized dog or golf shirts, please email Lori at: [email protected].

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