08/24/2026
Welp… memory fails, Monday keeps sneaking up on me, AI and I keep fighting, and I think it’s officially time to admit defeat on the weekly weather map. 🤦♀️😂
After several weeks of doing these, I’ve decided I will no longer be producing a weekly U.S. Coral Shipping Weather Map.
Not because I’m going to stop watching the weather — actually, quite the opposite.
🌡️ Weather will weather. Forecasts change.
⛈️ Storms can pop up regardless of what Monday’s forecast said.
🔥 Wildfires start, grow, move and impact transportation routes.
📦 Carrier delays and route changes happen.
And honestly, a map showing a 7-day average temperature for an entire state doesn’t tell me nearly as much as checking YOUR destination and YOUR shipping day right before your corals leave me.
So instead of spending every Monday fighting with AI to make a nationwide map that could be outdated by Wednesday anyway 😂, I’m going to put that time where it actually matters.
Before every shipment, I will personally check the current forecast for your destination, along with any major storms, wildfire activity, transportation issues or extreme temperatures that could affect your order.
If I see something that concerns me, I’ll contact you before I ship. We’ll talk about the conditions and decide whether we’re comfortable shipping or whether holding your order is the safer choice.
No forecast is perfect. I can’t control Mother Nature, wildfires, storms or the carriers — but I can promise I’ll do my best to make an informed decision and communicate with you before your livestock leaves my hands.
And let’s be real… this also eliminates my weekly:
“SH*T! IT’S MONDAY!” 🤦♀️😂
So goodbye, weekly weather map. You were pretty, you were occasionally a pain in my ass, and you will not be missed. 😂
🪸 The safety of your livestock will always come first.
Healthy reefs. Happy re**ers. ❤️