PonchoMono

07/08/2026

Some swings deserve silence.
Others… deserve a reaction.

“Spit It Out Monkey” is for the moments when your playing partner hits that shot into the trees… and everyone’s thinking the same thing....Spit That Ball Out Monkey!!

Whether you’re on the tee box, at the turn, or three beers deep on the back nine — this one says it for you.

🐒 Built for golfers who don’t take themselves too seriously
⛳️ Perfect for weekend rounds, scrambles, and the 19th hole
🍻 Guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe a few side-eyes)

Throw it on, take the chulligan, and let it fly. Make sure that Money is fed at the C.F.C.C.

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Details:
• Premium soft cotton blend
• Athletic, modern fit
• Lightweight + breathable for all-day wear
• Designed for comfort on and off the course

06/30/2026

06/23/2026

C.F.C.C.

06/16/2026

He always finds it.
He never finishes it.

“Maxx Bogey.”

The guy who’s deep in the trees, three chips in, and somehow still picking up like it was a routine bogey.

Lost the hole? Maxx bogey.
Still hacking? Maxx bogey.
Scorecard looking rough? Not today.

It’s not cheating… it’s course management.

⛳️ Made for the players who know when to pick it up
🍻 For the guy who keeps the round moving (and the score respectable)
😂 Because some numbers are better left uncounted

Play it your way.
Just don’t write down anything worse than a bogey.

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Details:
• Premium soft cotton blend
• Athletic, modern fit
• Lightweight + breathable for all-day wear
• Built for the course, the cart, and creative scorekeeping

06/11/2026

Don’t Tip Caddies!

You didn’t read the greens.
You didn’t fix my swing.
You definitely didn’t find that ball.

But you did carry the bag… respect.

“Don’t Tip Caddies” is for the rounds where expectations were high… and the help was, well… mostly cardio.

It’s not personal — it’s just part of the story.

⛳️ Made for country club rounds, guest days, and “mandatory caddie” situations
���� For the player who appreciates the effort… but has questions
���� Guaranteed to get a few laughs (and maybe a double take)

Relax… it’s a joke.
Tip accordingly. ����

Tipping is always suggested but not implied at the C.F.C.C.

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Details:
• Premium soft cotton blend
• Athletic, modern fit
• Lightweight + breathable for all-day wear
• Designed for the course, the clubhouse, and post-round commentary

06/07/2026

PRESS!

You probably shouldn’t…
but you’re going to anyway.

“Press.”

The most dangerous word in a Wolf game — and somehow the easiest one to say.

Down a few bucks? Press.
Bad hole? Press.
No business being in the bet? Definitely press.

This shirt is for the players who don’t back down, double down, and somehow end up deeper in the hole by the turn.

⛳️ Built for Wolf games, side bets, and competitive chaos
🍻 For the guy who presses first and figures it out later
💸 Because things can always get worse… and usually do

Welcome to C.F.C.C. Membership is automatic the moment you say “press.”

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Details:
• Premium soft cotton blend
• Athletic, modern fit
• Lightweight + breathable for all-day wear
• Designed for the course, the bets, and the aftermath

06/06/2026

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06/04/2026

GHIN? Never heard of her.

For the players who don’t track it, don’t post it… and definitely don’t care what the number says.

Whether you “forgot” to enter that round, only count your good holes, or just play for the vibes — this one’s for you.

⛳️ Made for casual rounds, questionable scorecards, and zero accountability
🍻 For the golfer who’s more worried about the next drink than their handicap
😎 Because some things are better left unrecorded

Keep it loose. Keep it fun. Keep it off the books.

We don’t care at the C.F.C.C.

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Details:
• Premium soft cotton blend
• Athletic, modern fit
• Lightweight + breathable for all-day wear
• Built for the course, the clubhouse, and everything after

06/01/2026

Cart Trail Only Sucks!!

It rained all week.
The course is perfect…
and then you hear it.

“Cart paths only today.”

Cool. So we’re walking now.

“Cart Trails Only” is for the rounds where your bag feels heavier, your patience runs thinner, and somehow your ball is always on the opposite side of the fairway.

Park the cart. Grab three clubs. Walk 75 yards.
Wrong club. Walk back. Repeat.

⛳️ Made for soggy fairways and forced cardio
🍻 For the golfer who didn’t sign up for a fitness program
😅 Because nothing slows down a round like “cart paths only”

You came to ride.
Now you’re hiking at the C.F.C.C.

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Details:
• Premium soft cotton blend
• Athletic, modern fit
• Lightweight + breathable for all-day wear
• Built for the course, the cart (when allowed), and the long walk in between

05/29/2026

Be the envy of your 4th of July BBQ!!!